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We were just admiring your lawn from afar. Seriously, you've got a really nice lawn. It would be a shame if it were doused in diesel and set aflame. Don't do this. I get it--- the sanctions suck. And if you ask North Korea, they'll tell you it can get much worse. Just take the loss. You want to have nuclear reactors to make radioactive toys with? Cool-- but big boy toys come with big boy rules. Over the last 75 or so years you've acted like a bit of a twat at times. And yes, some of those times you were provoked. And some of those times you were provoked, we did the provoking. But that doesn't give you a hall pass to continue acting like a twat for eternity. There's a rule called "the golden rule"----- he whom has the gold, makes the rules. In this instance though, substitute "uranium 235" for "gold" and you'll start getting the picture. The cloak and dagger secret nuclear spy games you've played with previous administrations isn't going work this time. If you truly desire to develop a nuclear power plan and manufacture fuel grade fission rods to bring power to your people, cool beans. But it must be 100% transparent. No more of these sight inspections that we must give 6 weeks notice before we can come ring the doorbell. It doesn't work that way in the big boy world. No more secret underground bunkered production facilities. No more reactors built into mountain sides. If you want nuclear technology it's going to have to be done right out in broad daylight where everyone can see. You'd do well to even install glass roof tops for complete transparency.
Shooting down a $200 million dollar drone to get out attention, just a week after trying to blow up a couple of supertankers filled with oil, is just a bad look. Then taking a photo of said burning drone as it floats in international waters with a camera from your very old F-14 tomcat (that we sold you btw) is also not doing yourself any favors. You shot down an unmanned drone. It carries no weapons. It's the same as bragging about shooting pen raised pheasants while they were still on the ground. I'm not impressed.
Do yourself a favor. Put down the lamb skewer and chick peas, relax, grab the hookah and take a deep pull off it, exhale-- then rethink all this. You can still get most of what you want if you'll simply bend the knee a tad. If your idea of flexing is to limpet mine a couple of oil tankers and shoot down a robot that can't shoot back, then you're going to need a bigger boat.
Please don't force us to go rip sh!t riot all over you. Nobody wants that. Least of all the very soon to be starving populace of your country.
Hugs and kisses and lots of well wishes,
Clob
We were just admiring your lawn from afar. Seriously, you've got a really nice lawn. It would be a shame if it were doused in diesel and set aflame. Don't do this. I get it--- the sanctions suck. And if you ask North Korea, they'll tell you it can get much worse. Just take the loss. You want to have nuclear reactors to make radioactive toys with? Cool-- but big boy toys come with big boy rules. Over the last 75 or so years you've acted like a bit of a twat at times. And yes, some of those times you were provoked. And some of those times you were provoked, we did the provoking. But that doesn't give you a hall pass to continue acting like a twat for eternity. There's a rule called "the golden rule"----- he whom has the gold, makes the rules. In this instance though, substitute "uranium 235" for "gold" and you'll start getting the picture. The cloak and dagger secret nuclear spy games you've played with previous administrations isn't going work this time. If you truly desire to develop a nuclear power plan and manufacture fuel grade fission rods to bring power to your people, cool beans. But it must be 100% transparent. No more of these sight inspections that we must give 6 weeks notice before we can come ring the doorbell. It doesn't work that way in the big boy world. No more secret underground bunkered production facilities. No more reactors built into mountain sides. If you want nuclear technology it's going to have to be done right out in broad daylight where everyone can see. You'd do well to even install glass roof tops for complete transparency.
Shooting down a $200 million dollar drone to get out attention, just a week after trying to blow up a couple of supertankers filled with oil, is just a bad look. Then taking a photo of said burning drone as it floats in international waters with a camera from your very old F-14 tomcat (that we sold you btw) is also not doing yourself any favors. You shot down an unmanned drone. It carries no weapons. It's the same as bragging about shooting pen raised pheasants while they were still on the ground. I'm not impressed.
Do yourself a favor. Put down the lamb skewer and chick peas, relax, grab the hookah and take a deep pull off it, exhale-- then rethink all this. You can still get most of what you want if you'll simply bend the knee a tad. If your idea of flexing is to limpet mine a couple of oil tankers and shoot down a robot that can't shoot back, then you're going to need a bigger boat.
Please don't force us to go rip sh!t riot all over you. Nobody wants that. Least of all the very soon to be starving populace of your country.
Hugs and kisses and lots of well wishes,
Clob
