OT: Hygiene and sleepover guests

[clob94]

Check it out, question for you guys:

Do you use a loofah when you shower? You know, the plastic puffy ball thing that is way easier to get all soapy than a freaking washcloth?

Do you use one or multiple?

Would it be weird if you used multiple ones but on different parts of your body?

I mean, let's be honest, I don't use my tooth brush to clean my toilet with.... I have four of the loofah things. Color coordinated. One for the upper body, one for the lower, one for the backside and one for the twig and berries.

So I went last night to an xmas party as a "friend" which later turned into a benefit.... and after borrowing the shower this morning, I was asked why I had so many loofahs hanging in my shower. I replied "for different parts of the body." The response I got was "well that's odd.."

I'm thinking, "is it?". Is it odd to like to be clean?

Now of course I cycle them out every month, heck they're .99 cents a piece at Walgreens. No point in using them too long (bacteria).

Just curious if you dudes used a loofah or if I'm acting ghey.

 

[Cotton #12]

I was selling them to stores at one time in my life.Your good for business.

 

[JonBinge]

I just use one for my whole body (excluding face), but I’m an animal.

 

[JonBinge]

Oh and you are acting ghey but that’s trendy right now so it’s all good homie.

 

[LonghornMM]

I don't use those things. They're kinda girly, IMO, and yes, I do find it odd to use FOUR loofah sponges, or whatever you call them, for different parts of your body. If you must use those things, hell, just wash it under the water when you're done. All you need is one.

 

[clob94]

Oh and you are acting ghey but that’s trendy right now so it’s all good homie.

Ha!

 

[ASURAM2010]

I'm all for loofah usage. I just use one, but I don't use it on my face. Make sure the backside is the last thing cleaned and then rinse/scrub it out after using. Throw it away at a month at the latest.

 

[clob94]

I don't use those things. They're kinda girly, IMO, and yes, I do find it odd to use FOUR loofah sponges, or whatever you call them, for different parts of your body. If you must use those things, hell, just wash it under the water when you're done. All you need is one.

Well here's the deal MM. The last time I had knee surgery, it got infected with MERSA and trust me when I tell you---- you'll do anything to keep from having that sh!t again. My doctor was like "You can't wash certain parts of your body and then other parts with the same thing."

So at that point, I just started using the loofah.

 

[andrew86e]

One loofah sponge thing for whole body, not in the face. But 4 does seem extreme. I could see having 2.

 

[mm42]

2 is the answer. One for all but the backside, one for the backside. If your "friend" smelt like she worked at a fish market, then a third is permissible.

 

[2300 Nueces]

I gave up toilet paper a year ago. I only use wash cloths. It's great. I just pop'em in the washer on saturday and they're good as new. I use em in the shower and my friends even use them when they come over.

 

[diadevic]

You have a "friend", so whatever you're doing is working.

 

[TX1972]

The only 2 bathroom devices that should not be shared are toothbrush and razor. Because they can get blood in them.

 

[westx]

The response I got was "well that's odd.."

Cracking up. For one, I think most women would be impressed with your hygiene-what's her problem. Secondly, you probably caught her off guard. Knowing women, she was already thinking the extra loofahs belonged to a wife you failed to mention in the pregame activities.

 

[clob94]

Cracking up. For one, I think most women would be impressed with your hygiene-what's her problem. Secondly, you probably caught her off guard. Knowing women, she was already thinking the extra loofahs belonged to a wife you failed to mention in the pregame activities.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! I didn't think about the "other chick" angle.

Good call bro.



Or maybe she's just used to dating savages that only use one loofah.


Disgusting fvckers! )

 

[DHHorn]

What color are they (the loofahs)? Hard to explain if some are pink.

 

[2300 Nueces]

So what if she had a giggle at your loofahs. Did she like the dongle? Chicks are always nesting. She was trying to determine if you're a dog or a cat. Women are always cats.... they like to sleep next to dogs, never another cat. If you dig her, be a dog not a cat.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

I gave up toilet paper a year ago. I only use wash cloths. It's great. I just pop'em in the washer on saturday and they're good as new. I use em in the shower and my friends even use them when they come over.

Never.....NEVER use the hand towels at 2300 Nueces place.
"after drying off my hands, all I could smell was chit"

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Just curious........... I'm acting ghey.

Yes, yes you are.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Never.....NEVER use the hand towels at 2300 Nueces place.
"after drying off my hands, all I could smell was chit"

It's roses sir. Smelled like roses. FIFY!

 

[clob94]

What color are they (the loofahs)? Hard to explain if some are pink.

It's always orange for waist up, white for waste down, black for back and blue for balls.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

It's always orange for waist up, white for waste down, black for back and blue for balls.

I see what you did there

 

[clob94]

I see what you did there

It's true though. Seriously, I'd post a photo on here if I knew how.

I did it that way so no matter how drunk I ever got, I could always remember.

Sophomoric, yes I know...... but impossible to forget.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Keep a bar of dove soap for the face and use the loofa from the neck down

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Keep a bar of dove soap for the face and use the loofa from the neck down

Dove facial soap!? Loofas!? Moist towlettes!? Dang ole metrosexual city slickers.
Whacha need is a handy tub of gojo to exfoliate yer face and you get the added bonus of smelling like citrus afterwards.

As for cleanin the pucker button, plain old John Wayne tp or a handful of muscadine leaves will do ya. A sheet of 80grit removes the stubborn stuff.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

God damn Clob

 

[clob94]

Dove facial soap!? Loofas!? Moist towlettes!? Dang ole metrosexual city slickers.
Whacha need is a handy tub of gojo to exfoliate yer face and you get the added bonus of smelling like citrus afterwards.

As for cleanin the pucker button, plain old John Wayne tp or a handful of muscadine leaves will do ya. A sheet of 80grit removes the stubborn stuff.

I regret that I have but only one like to give.

 

[CoachEmUp64]

This thread is the reason I post over here, every now and then Clob comes through with a gem like this! Great reading.... Thanks fellas.

Also count me in on the loofa club.

 

[clob94]

This thread is the reason I post over here, every now and then Clob comes through with a gem like this! Great reading.... Thanks fellas.

Also count me in on the loofa club.

Just asking. I figured a woman would be like "oh look! He's a manly man AND he takes care of his hygiene!"

Something must have worked because she keeps texting.

 

[bubba2023]

If you don't use a loofah you are doing it wrong. This isn't medieval times for god sakes. You've got to get that lather going.

 

[RoboCocks21]

That cucumber melon smells good in my loofa and when I get out of the shower as well

 

[ASURAM2010]

Just asking. I figured a woman would be like "oh look! He's a manly man AND he takes care of his hygiene!"

Something must have worked because she keeps texting.

ok Clob, we've all heard your stories but have never seen any proof of these ladies actually existing. You just yanking our chain or what?

 

[clob94]

ok Clob, we've all heard your stories but have never seen any proof of these ladies actually existing. You just yanking our chain or what?

I used to post them on my twitter thing. I can continue to do so if you feel the need for eye candy. It's a bit sophomoric but hey, sometimes so am I.

 

[ASURAM2010]

I used to post them on my twitter thing. I can continue to do so if you feel the need for eye candy. It's a bit sophomoric but hey, sometimes so am I.

I mean I never turn down eye candy, but was really just yanking you around