OT: Iowa given death penalty (satire)

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Iowa Football receives death penalty (satire)

Despite breaking no written rules, Iowa football axed due to "crimes against sport"

www.offtackleempire.com

 

[clob94]

It's their OC....

He's a bum.

Guess what his last name is.....

 

[Oldmanastro]

I’ve always thought Kirk Ferenz was overrated, especially for the $$ they pay him. He’s been there sooooo long. Hmmm, and a Ferenz is a coordinater?
Didn’t they also have some questionable behavior a couple years ago?

 

[Okie70]

Hilarious GT. Like something from the Babylon Bee. What on offensive disaster. Hope Iowa State can do something about it.

 

[ElDiabloTejano]

I’ve always thought Kirk Ferenz was overrated, especially for the $$ they pay him. He’s been there sooooo long. Hmmm, and a Ferenz is a coordinater?
Didn’t they also have some questionable behavior a couple years ago?

You're disqualified from discussing coach performances. You know how many d-1 football players are within a 6 hour drive of Iowa city? Now, how many schools do you think go after those 3 dudes? Do you know what the boosters are capable of bringing in? Yet that dude consistently has Iowa in contentment for their division title, occasionally wins it, and once in a while puts them in top5- top 10 range. Not at Texas. Not at Ohio state. Not at Florida. At Flippin Iowa.

By the way, the trouble was some woke bullsh at the height of woke bullsh where the black players that underachieved said he screamed at them. Then the white players said well he screamed at us too. Iowa handled it like you're supposed to handle it and ignored it until the woke mob moved onto their next 'injustice'

 

[Hoookem722]

You're disqualified from discussing coach performances. You know how many d-1 football players are within a 6 hour drive of Iowa city? Now, how many schools do you think go after those 3 dudes? Do you know what the boosters are capable of bringing in? Yet that dude consistently has Iowa in contentment for their division title, occasionally wins it, and once in a while puts them in top5- top 10 range. Not at Texas. Not at Ohio state. Not at Florida. At Flippin Iowa.

By the way, the trouble was some woke bullsh at the height of woke bullsh where the black players that underachieved said he screamed at them. Then the white players said well he screamed at us too. Iowa handled it like you're supposed to handle it and ignored it until the woke mob moved onto their next 'injustice'

Kansas and Iowa are both loaded with some really good juco’s that they recruit from. They also play in a really weak Big 10 East division.

 

[ElDiabloTejano]

Oh well crap, then everybody should win there then. Call up Jerry Jones and let him find one of 500 guys that could do the job. The b10e may not have a power hitter but it ain't the Mac, and there are crossover games. And again that dude cranks out 9 win teams in his sleep.

 

[Hoookem722]

Oh well crap, then everybody should win there then. Call up Jerry Jones and let him find one of 500 guys that could do the job. The b10e may not have a power hitter but it ain't the Mac, and there are crossover games. And again that dude cranks out 9 win teams in his sleep.

Depends on what you call winning. 14 of his 24 years have been 8 wins or less. He's had a few outlier years where they won 9-10 games but hasn't consistently sustained that success.

 

[Oldmanastro]

You're disqualified from discussing coach performances. You know how many d-1 football players are within a 6 hour drive of Iowa city? Now, how many schools do you think go after those 3 dudes? Do you know what the boosters are capable of bringing in? Yet that dude consistently has Iowa in contentment for their division title, occasionally wins it, and once in a while puts them in top5- top 10 range. Not at Texas. Not at Ohio state. Not at Florida. At Flippin Iowa.

By the way, the trouble was some woke bullsh at the height of woke bullsh where the black players that underachieved said he screamed at them. Then the white players said well he screamed at us too. Iowa handled it like you're supposed to handle it and ignored it until the woke mob moved onto their next 'injustice'

I guess this article touched a sore spot. Geez. “I declare disqualification!”

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

Maybe kinda gitting carried away for what ever reason.