OT: Speaking of tattoos, interesting question...

[clob94]

So I have a couple, one of them being my horns, but I keep them well hidden--- what's the craziest tattoo you've ever seen? I've got two but one is so far out there that it's almost unbelievable.


Any stories?

 

[ceo_longhorn]

By far, the weirdest was a vertical 'third eye' in the middle of a customer service rep's forehead. The guy was one of the nicest if you were able to get past the tattoo and talk to him. I don't remember his name, but my boss call him Ted.

short for Third Eye Dude.

 

[TX1972]

I saw one at Parkland in the late 70s. Black trauma victim. A man and woman doing the nasty. When be moved his arm, it looked like they were doing it. Once he was asleep, everybody had to look.

 

[TX1972]

There's a tatoo artist in San Marcos named Sox. His business card has a pic of a tatoo he did on his roommate. 3 D spider, shoulder, looks real.

 

[clob94]

There used to be a place on the drag called the Crimson dragon....anyone ever roll up in there and look at his photo book he had of his work?

 

[LonghornSoldier]

I currently have double half sleeves and am working on finishing the entire shirt out.. I have seen some really freaky tatts going in for all of my work.... the oddest had to be the Cerebus head tearing out of a guys armpit and vomiting fire down the back of his arm....... seen some other weird ones back in the day, but that one really stands out to me.....

 

[edodubbs]

Craziest one I've seen has nothing to do with artistic ability but instead with pure awesomeness. I had just met this fine piece of work at the bar one night (and after our fair share of firewater) decided to get out of there. Get back to her place, things get going, lift up her hair and strategically placed on the back of her neck, only to be viewed in a certain position, a tattoo that read "Mama Tried." My jaw hit the floor. And just to get it out of the way before y'all do, yes I am an Aggie and no it wasn't a sheep.

 

[clob94]

I have two awesome sightings. First, took a girl home one night in college. Absolutely smoking hot. Not a 10, a 12.5. She ended up doing playboy later in life, but they brushed out her tattoo...... right above her cooch that said--- in cursive writing.....

Expensive.

The other was at crimson dragon. This one was weird and tough to describe. It was a photo of two thumb knuckles that were close together and spreading out this flesh that had a tiny tiny spiderweb tattoo on it. I asked the owner wtf was going on and he said.....brace yourself...

"That's the inside of a dudes d!ck hole. He wanted a spiderweb in his d!ck hole."

I almost passed out.

 

[StainedOrange]

I have a life long friend that has a grilled cheese tattooed on his forearm. He got it shortly after he moved to Ohio and swears it's because "This great restraurant gives anyone with that particular tat a 15% and has a VIP section" but. he. has. grilled. cheese. on. his. arm.

 

[swVAHorn]

I saw one on a guys chest that had a Demon tearing through his ribs and breast bone and through the skin...Like it was inside him coming out....looked almost real.

I have a State of Texas with the Longhorns through it....had it since 1998...

 

[Belldozer1]

The guys on the show 'Lockup' that tattooed their eyeballs.