You get a letter from Spectrum, CPL, CC Gas, saying they are with ya during this crisis and working hard for you and then citing all the CDC links and shit, and at the last of the email, it says Pay you MFing Bill!
I got TV and Computer hooked up to Wireless Freeprt! 20 a month Spectrum wireless, Tried ATT wireless, its shit wireless..Gotta say since moving to the Hill Country, I've been unimpressed with Spectrum. When my contract is up, methinks I'll be doing the @StrangerHorn thing....unless I find myself living in @clob94 's neighborhood and working out at his gym....me and the chief could trade war stories...
I told my ISP today that I pay for 500mps speed internet and a quick test reveals I am only receiving 90-100 mps signal. I told spectrum I am content with paying 1/5th of my bill since they are content with providing me 1/5th of the service I am paying for. They said that was unacceptable. I informed them that it would be difficult for them to charge me or my neighbors any bill at all if their precious little junction box at the entrance of my neighborhood "went missing". I got a call 30 minutes later from some slap nut in Charlotte who said he works for the " threat assessment and security division" of spectrum. He accused me of ”making a threat against the infrastructure of spectrum". I informed him that I didn't threaten their infrastructure-- I threatened an inanimate box of components. He asked if he needed to inform local law enforcement of said threat. I told him "go ahead slap nut. The sheriff lives five doors down and I lift weights with the police chief". He hung up. Telephone tough guy.