So once this bull sh!t is over and we try and return to a normal life-- what are your predictions as to what will happen down the road?
Do we return to things as they were pre-corona? Or do our lives change permanently like after 9/11?
Here's a few off the top of my head:
There will be a global population explosion in 9 to 10 months. Can't leave the house? Shag the Mrs's.
There will also be a record number of domestic violence incidents in the US. Some folks just can't get along no matter what the circumstances.
So we are either going to be fighting, or fvcking. Sometimes both.
Alcohol sales will sky rocket during and briefly after the epidemic. When you're sad, you drink. When you're stressed, you drink. But when you get really great news (like the coast is clear) you party like a fvcking rock star.
Beef prices will spike like we've never seen. Then chicken will spike because beef gets too high, then beef will plummet and then return to normal.
A large % of parents will keep their kids home through the end of the school year even though the coast is clear. You parents can be paranoid fvcks about your kids.
Airline travel will be clogged like we haven't seen since 9/11. Everybody needing to travel for work will rush to buy tickets to get unresolved business taken care of, and that will create really high prices for airline tickets. The fvck sticks running the airlines will use that to hike up flight prices because we will all get used to paying more for flights, and even though fuel costs are lower, they will still price gouge your ass.
Sex workers will have a hard time recovering. Strippers, escorts etc, will become desperate and start turning to alternative means of income and this will lead to a new influx of sex workers new to the business that will ride the wave up and replace the previous generation. Drug dealing, back alley BJ's for next to nothing, low rent porn shoots--- it's going to be bad.
Grain prices will explode. Feeding our cows and chickens and pigs will become a premium over the next 4-5 months. Farmers are going to be pushed to up their yields on crops.
Anybody else?
Do we return to things as they were pre-corona? Or do our lives change permanently like after 9/11?
Here's a few off the top of my head:
There will be a global population explosion in 9 to 10 months. Can't leave the house? Shag the Mrs's.
There will also be a record number of domestic violence incidents in the US. Some folks just can't get along no matter what the circumstances.
So we are either going to be fighting, or fvcking. Sometimes both.
Alcohol sales will sky rocket during and briefly after the epidemic. When you're sad, you drink. When you're stressed, you drink. But when you get really great news (like the coast is clear) you party like a fvcking rock star.
Beef prices will spike like we've never seen. Then chicken will spike because beef gets too high, then beef will plummet and then return to normal.
A large % of parents will keep their kids home through the end of the school year even though the coast is clear. You parents can be paranoid fvcks about your kids.
Airline travel will be clogged like we haven't seen since 9/11. Everybody needing to travel for work will rush to buy tickets to get unresolved business taken care of, and that will create really high prices for airline tickets. The fvck sticks running the airlines will use that to hike up flight prices because we will all get used to paying more for flights, and even though fuel costs are lower, they will still price gouge your ass.
Sex workers will have a hard time recovering. Strippers, escorts etc, will become desperate and start turning to alternative means of income and this will lead to a new influx of sex workers new to the business that will ride the wave up and replace the previous generation. Drug dealing, back alley BJ's for next to nothing, low rent porn shoots--- it's going to be bad.
Grain prices will explode. Feeding our cows and chickens and pigs will become a premium over the next 4-5 months. Farmers are going to be pushed to up their yields on crops.
Anybody else?