Dude, seriously-- he could whip out his c0ck and give her a mushroom stamp on the forehead and it would shock nobody. She could squat on stage, p!ss in a cup and dump it on his head and again, nobody would be shocked.
The fact that BOTH of these idiots are the "best" we can do as a nation is a myth. This is the best the MEDIA can do. THEY sold us on these two fvck sticks. I say "us"---- they sold 90% of the country---- the 90% that watches reality TV and thinks it's really real-- I'm looking at you duck dynasty, the Bachelorette, the real world, survivor, snooky, the real housewives of b!tchville---- all the trash that we've been shoveled and distracted by over the last 2 decades.
This is what happens---