Sundance and OBJuan were headed into a bar to celebrate St Patrick's Day.
A nun was standing outside and told them: "Before you enter this den of iniquity, think of your mother and your father."
One of the guys responds "They're dead. They dead and now in heaven."
The nun says "well think of the damage the alcohol is going to do to your brain."
He responds: "What? Have you ever had a drink?"
The nuns says "No"
"So how the hell can you stand there and talk about it damaging your brain if you've never had it." I tell you what, I will go in, get you a drink, bring it out and if you don't like it, then you can talk about it." "So what will you have?"
The nun says: "I don't know. What do ladies generally drink."
He says: "Gin"
The nun says "alright, I will have a gin, but get it in a cup, so nobody will notice."
So they go into the bar and tell the bartender: "Give us a couple of beers and a double gin in a cup."
The bartender responds "Is that bloody nun out there again?"
@The Sundance Kid
@OBJuan
credit Dave Allen for the joke
A nun was standing outside and told them: "Before you enter this den of iniquity, think of your mother and your father."
One of the guys responds "They're dead. They dead and now in heaven."
The nun says "well think of the damage the alcohol is going to do to your brain."
He responds: "What? Have you ever had a drink?"
The nuns says "No"
"So how the hell can you stand there and talk about it damaging your brain if you've never had it." I tell you what, I will go in, get you a drink, bring it out and if you don't like it, then you can talk about it." "So what will you have?"
The nun says: "I don't know. What do ladies generally drink."
He says: "Gin"
The nun says "alright, I will have a gin, but get it in a cup, so nobody will notice."
So they go into the bar and tell the bartender: "Give us a couple of beers and a double gin in a cup."
The bartender responds "Is that bloody nun out there again?"
@The Sundance Kid
@OBJuan
credit Dave Allen for the joke
