Got a report from a chick that one of our Wolf Pack members is allegedly “stuffing socks or something” in his pants to make his “bulge” appear bigger.
She thought it was deceptive and a massive douche move. Apparently she let him smash and PIIHB anyway butt she was mad about it.
Not sure how to handle becusee he can’t disprove the allegations without stripping down or providing verifiable dong pics. I ain’t about to ask for either of those things so we have a dillema on our hands bro.
A more fundamental question is whether it matters. I’m thinking yes because if chicks starting talking about some in our Wolf Pack being micro-peens then we are cooked as an organization. Of coarse that wood be false, butt perception is reality.
On other hand, I admire a Small King who does what it takes to score. Hard to hate on that unless we loose street cred. Never been in that situation so hard to relate.
Anywho, you guys got any suggestions for handling? Or maybe your into stuffing the banana hammock yourself and have some tips and etiquette to share.
She thought it was deceptive and a massive douche move. Apparently she let him smash and PIIHB anyway butt she was mad about it.
Not sure how to handle becusee he can’t disprove the allegations without stripping down or providing verifiable dong pics. I ain’t about to ask for either of those things so we have a dillema on our hands bro.
A more fundamental question is whether it matters. I’m thinking yes because if chicks starting talking about some in our Wolf Pack being micro-peens then we are cooked as an organization. Of coarse that wood be false, butt perception is reality.
On other hand, I admire a Small King who does what it takes to score. Hard to hate on that unless we loose street cred. Never been in that situation so hard to relate.
Anywho, you guys got any suggestions for handling? Or maybe your into stuffing the banana hammock yourself and have some tips and etiquette to share.
