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Texas beats "off" this week + wurstfest

clob94

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Pretty sure we can't lose today. What a relief.

On a side note, it's Wurstfest time in New Braunfels now and if you want to come and have a $28 pitcher of beer, clob is game. Clob took it easy last night and only had 6. Rare it is for me to have to wake up at 4am to throw a leak, but after 4 different types of sausages and two bratwurst sammiches, including sauerkraut, my sodium levels were probably off the charts. Already pounded down a liter of smart water this morning and my morning glory (currently being undertaken) is definitely glorious. It's very introspective when you find it necessary to courtesy flush, and you live alone.
On another side note, I would not recommend scarfing funnel cake and or German/Belgian waffles after imbibing pork, kraut, spicy mustard, and copious amounts of Bavarian style pilsner. You think the night before a colonoscopy is a chore.......... Wow.
 
Pretty sure we can't lose today. What a relief.

On a side note, it's Wurstfest time in New Braunfels now and if you want to come and have a $28 pitcher of beer, clob is game. Clob took it easy last night and only had 6. Rare it is for me to have to wake up at 4am to throw a leak, but after 4 different types of sausages and two bratwurst sammiches, including sauerkraut, my sodium levels were probably off the charts. Already pounded down a liter of smart water this morning and my morning glory (currently being undertaken) is definitely glorious. It's very introspective when you find it necessary to courtesy flush, and you live alone.
On another side note, I would not recommend scarfing funnel cake and or German/Belgian waffles after imbibing pork, kraut, spicy mustard, and copious amounts of Bavarian style pilsner. You think the night before a colonoscopy is a chore.......... Wow.

You just made a pig outa yourself and a drunk..LOL, shit drink another beer or Bloody Mary this morn and " Get Right"! the day is young! FYI the McRib is back!..LOL! Get a couple and some German Beer and put German Polka music on and get ya girlfriend and you'd come out cheaper!
 
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McRib vs German bratwurst.


Totally see your comparison. You got me. :confused:

We are talking Money cost here, bet ya dropped a Hun over there! I can buy the sausage at Moody's and get some Shiner and put on some German music cheaper but, I am sure its the atmosphere....LOL, I been paying for that atmosphere for almost 50 yrs now, I wake up in it every morning in it! and the worst over at my in-laws as they drink beer for breakfast and eat Mr Modys German sausage and listen to Radio Free Germany...LOL what I call the Chek radio station here in CC.The Rhineland is alive at my house, believe me..Saved a Hun and a long drive anyway,,LOL...Was denkst du? See! I speak enough German to get my ass whipped..LOL
 
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