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Texas's Beats Baylor Ass Tomorrow

Baylor hasn't won in a while. Are they due for a win or will they continue their losing skid from OU & TCU? Which Texas team shows up tomorrow? OU game Texas or Iowa State game Texas?
 
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Love ya FB! The rest of the cowards on this board won't acknowledge the horns even are playing this weekend!

FB, the Bears take no prisoners on the Brazos tomorrow. Nothing personal but Baylor destroys Strong 63 to 19.
 
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Well, we DID beat the Big 12 champions already, right? Buuut, yeah, I hope it goes well, I'm just not sure that we have any of the right circumstances right now to put together a surprise. I'll be watching either way though.
 
I'll be surprised if we are still in the game at halftime.
Simply put, we dont have our sh!t together yet.
Hook'em
 
Who all are we missing on D for this week? I just hope we can keep them under 50.
 
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Hard to believe we can pull this off. So many Coaches out after tomorrow. Who's putting together the game plan. Also, we won't play anyone who has a hangnail. Who plays linebacker with Jinkens & Malik out? It just seems like a recipe for disaster. 18Wheeler turns into Swoopes 3 and out. I'd love to see one of the walk-ons get serious time at QB.
 
Hard to believe we can pull this off. So many Coaches out after tomorrow. Who's putting together the game plan. Also, we won't play anyone who has a hangnail. Who plays linebacker with Jinkens & Malik out? It just seems like a recipe for disaster. 18Wheeler turns into Swoopes 3 and out. I'd love to see one of the walk-ons get serious time at QB.
They are down to their 3rd string QB. Anything can happen.
 
Thing to remember is all the years of Baylor vs Texas. The pagentry. The weather will be georgeous. A beautiful stadium full of beautiful students. Great bands.

This is a great spectacle in the greatest State in the union of THE United States of America.

It is a privilege to be here. Wish jsome of you could come.
 
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Hard to predict a win when we've lost our two starting linebackers but I think it will be a competitive matchup.

Hook 'em
 
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This game is taking on the look of 1988 or 89 U of H games with Briles looking an awful lot like Jack Pardee.

BTW - why are we not looking at Kendal Briles as our next OC?
 
How in the name of Spartacus' nutsack has Malik had a stomach or intestine bug for a whole month? Has the vahjayjay in Austin become that rank? I mean seriously, a month long stomach bug? Does he have a mean case of the green apple splatters? Give that boy a week of sipro doses. Those pills will kill anything.

You ex military guys....... did you guys have to take sipro after a deployment? If you did, do you remember your first sipro poop? Pretty much the opposite of your first MRE poop eh?
 
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If this is true then I think Texas can win. Stidham can throw the ball but not sure how good the 3rd string qb is.

He hasn't looked very good so far, but Baylor can still run the ball, which means we're still likely screwed.
 
How in the name of Spartacus' nutsack has Malik had a stomach or intestine bug for a whole month? Has the vahjayjay in Austin become that rank? I mean seriously, a month long stomach bug?

LOL. It's an ankle injury.
 
How in the name of Spartacus' nutsack has Malik had a stomach or intestine bug for a whole month? Has the vahjayjay in Austin become that rank? I mean seriously, a month long stomach bug? Does he have a mean case of the green apple splatters? Give that boy a week of sipro doses. Those pills will kill anything.

You ex military guys....... did you guys have to take sipro after a deployment? If you did, do you remember your first sipro poop? Pretty much the opposite of your first MRE poop eh?
Just an FYI, brother. I hope all of our athletes stay away from cipro and the other antibiotics in that class. Blackbox warning on that class for tendonitis and achilles tendon rupture risk.
 
yup


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After we get through with them today, they gonna have the suirts!



Hook'em
 
If Texas beats baylor, which is possible, would it screw oklahoma? Baylor was the signature win for oklahoma, nobody really thinks Okie St or TCU is great this year. Atleast I don't.
 
Want to predict again?


*Crickets* LMAO.... I have been gone for awhile... but HAD to come back to taste the tears of ppl like realbear who were running their mouths loud and strong earlier this year.... I could have sworn I said something about Baylor losing at least 3 games this year...... the slide to the cellar tour has officially started. Don't worry guys, your spot in the basement is still warm and waiting... and yeah we suck this year... but we beat ou and we are gonna beat yall too... so we can say we were better than you two for sure this year. ;)

Oh... and HOOK EM HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I can't claim I predicted that but I still reserve the right to laugh at real bigmouth. :D
 
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I'll be surprised if we are still in the game at halftime.
Simply put, we dont have our sh!t together yet.
Hook'em
Color me surprised! Preseason I thought this team would have 9-10 wins including the now nonexistent bowl game. Boy was I off. The only two games that I posted something to the effect of us getting completely routed turned out to be W's for the good guys. Soooo, next season please don't take me for an aggroid imposter because I'm gonna post blow out doom & gloom prior to every game just incase I've got negative voodoo or something.

HOOK'EM HORNS!
 
*Crickets* LMAO.... I have been gone for awhile... but HAD to come back to taste the tears of ppl like realbear who were running their mouths loud and strong earlier this year.... I could have sworn I said something about Baylor losing at least 3 games this year...... the slide to the cellar tour has officially started. Don't worry guys, your spot in the basement is still warm and waiting... and yeah we suck this year... but we beat ou and we are gonna beat yall too... so we can say we were better than you two for sure this year. ;)

Oh... and HOOK EM HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long time no see, brother. Hope things are well with you!
 
Love ya FB! The rest of the cowards on this board won't acknowledge the horns even are playing this weekend!

FB, the Bears take no prisoners on the Brazos tomorrow. Nothing personal but Baylor destroys Strong 63 to 19.
Here you go, diadevic.
 
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