The older wife tries to spice things up

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An older couple, married 35 years were getting ready for bed. The man showers, puts on his boxers and props himself up in bed reading on his IPad.

His wife, goes in to shower and spends an unusually long time getting ready. She comes out wearing a very short bathrobe and strikes a seductive pose in the doorway.

She says to her husband, “guess what?”

The husband responds, a bit perplexed, “what?”

The wife says, “I shaved all the hair off down there. You know what that means?”

The husband says, “the drain is clogged?”

That’s when the fight started.
 

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