There was this Aggie

[outhereincali]

and when he was young he had a terrible accident and lost all the skin around his ears.

He was self conscious about his ears but he did very well financially.

One day he decided to start a new business realizing he didn't know much about the business he wanted to start he interviewed someone who did

The first person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from Baylor. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the he asked him do you notice anything about me?

Yeah you ain't got no ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.

The second person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from Texas. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview he asked him do you notice anything about me?

Yeah you ain't got no ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.

The third person he interviewed was another aggie. During the interview he asked him do you notice anything about me?

Yeah you're wearing contacts. The aggie said yes I am how could you tell?

Well I was thinking sure as hell can't wear glasses.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

and when he was young he had a terrible accident and lost all the skin around his ears.

He was self conscious about his ears but he did very well financially.

One day he decided to start a new business realizing he didn't know much about the business he wanted to start he interviewed someone who did

The first person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from Baylor. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the he asked him do you notice anything about me?

Yeah you ain't got no ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.

The second person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from Texas. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview he asked him do you notice anything about me?

Yeah you ain't got no ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.

The third person he interviewed was another aggie. During the interview he asked him do you notice anything about me?

Yeah you're wearing contacts. The aggie said yes I am how could you tell?

Well I was thinking sure as hell can't wear glasses.

Only a mother could love bro, 😆

 

[outhereincali]

Then there was the aggie who died. They couldn't find a casket big enough to bury him in.

So they gave him an en*** and buried him in a matchbox.

 

[outhereincali]

At work the other day there was this lady I work with and we were on our lunch break. She was sitting in a chair with 1 leg draped over an arm. The foot the floor was wide open she wasn't even discrete.

I was thinking if this were Texas she'd have been a perfect aggie.

 

[Belldozer1]

Aggie being silly

Midnight yell tonight? | TexAgs

Midnight yell tonight? discussion on the TexAgs Texas A&M Football forum.

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[LAY THE WOODY]

Aggie being silly

Midnight yell tonight? | TexAgs

Midnight yell tonight? discussion on the TexAgs Texas A&M Football forum.

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Dang almighty! 😆

 

[outhereincali]

Cult! Fear and loathing in College Station (Texas A&M Cult Alert)

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Who says LDS people can't have a sense of humor?