Just getting the first one up for the day before opening kick off. The drunken pant pissers will be flooding us with them by 5-10 minutes into the game because we aren't averaging 62 yards a play on the ground, Ewers incompleted a pass, and the defense doesn't average 2 sacks and a pick on every drive.. and how the hell are we not up 144 to 0.. it's been 5 minutes.. you know that sort of thing. Don't forget Sark isn't that guy either..
But this is obviously a joke. Enjoy week one. Hook'em! Don't be to hard on the pants pissers during the game. But it's important to get the ball rolling. It's a tradition.
But this is obviously a joke. Enjoy week one. Hook'em! Don't be to hard on the pants pissers during the game. But it's important to get the ball rolling. It's a tradition.
