One guy, shaking his head and laughing, tells the other, "Man, I stuck my foot in my mouth the other day. I was at the airport and the lady behind the counter had the biggest tits I've ever seen in my life. I ended up asking her... Can I get two pickets to Titsburg?" The other guy laughs and says, "MAN, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Just yesterday, over breakfast, I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt and instead I said... Bitch, you ruined my life!"
