**UPDATE**. Ok so bro I hope you guys now see that my sauces are impeachable. I called early in the week. Lots of back and forth butt Sark’s idea won the day. Took a lot too loose two these assclowns butt Sark found a way—remember its all about B12 Champs for Sark
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Ok so it’s not popular butt multiple sauces confirm that Sark may let OU win the game on Saturday to set us up for a win in the Big 12 champ game.
Here’s the deal bro. Sark is all about conference championships. He’s done the math and copious amounts of research. His conclusion is that losing this week increases are chances of winning the CCG.
Of coarse, Sark knows he could win if he wanted to. He and Saban lobby every year for OU to be in playoffs because there douches who are super easy for a good coach to beat. Howevs we ain’t Bama, and Sark just doesn’t believe we can get 2 OU victories this year.
I mean this sucks butt I get it. Top level BMDs are being reminded to trust in Sark, and that he was absolutely right to let those Arkansas buttmunches have the win.
Ironically, “take the loss p*ssy” has become a common phrase in these discussions. Rumor even has it that Sark used those immortal words himself in one particularly heated exchange. Sam is on bored with his signature phrase being used in this context.
Anywho, I am still going to root for the Horns because I looove this team and hate Blow U. That said, also gonna trust in #AllGasNoBreaks. It’s pretty much the lose-win unicorn twice in same season my hosses, and we just need to keep the faith.
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Ok so it’s not popular butt multiple sauces confirm that Sark may let OU win the game on Saturday to set us up for a win in the Big 12 champ game.
Here’s the deal bro. Sark is all about conference championships. He’s done the math and copious amounts of research. His conclusion is that losing this week increases are chances of winning the CCG.
Of coarse, Sark knows he could win if he wanted to. He and Saban lobby every year for OU to be in playoffs because there douches who are super easy for a good coach to beat. Howevs we ain’t Bama, and Sark just doesn’t believe we can get 2 OU victories this year.
I mean this sucks butt I get it. Top level BMDs are being reminded to trust in Sark, and that he was absolutely right to let those Arkansas buttmunches have the win.
Ironically, “take the loss p*ssy” has become a common phrase in these discussions. Rumor even has it that Sark used those immortal words himself in one particularly heated exchange. Sam is on bored with his signature phrase being used in this context.
Anywho, I am still going to root for the Horns because I looove this team and hate Blow U. That said, also gonna trust in #AllGasNoBreaks. It’s pretty much the lose-win unicorn twice in same season my hosses, and we just need to keep the faith.
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