US: We may have Aliens- Mexico: Hold my beer!

[clob94]

They had them little muh fuggas boxed up like Christmas presents.
Ok all you pilots and ex military-- spill it.
What have you seen?

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

The next 2 boxes they opened were the chupacabre and Bigfoot.

 

[JasperNewton7]

I’m not saying they’re real and I’m not saying they’re fake.

 

[clob94]

The next 2 boxes they opened were the chupacabre and Bigfoot.

Of course the Mexicans took great care to preserve the mummified aliens in an air tight cigar box.

 

[JasperNewton7]

🤣 now that sh!t is funny

 

[hookem777]

I thought it was funny how they had sheets over the boxes even though the boxes weren't see through.

 

[Belldozer1]

Ufologist? Did that professional title come out earlier this year when my brain decided to go on an involuntary vacation. Don’t think I’ve seen that before but it probably pays good

 

[JasperNewton7]

It’s about the same as ancient astronaut theorist. Don’t you watch the History channel Bell?

 

[clob94]

It’s about the same as ancient astronaut theorist. Don’t you watch the History channel Bell?

I'm not saying it's aliens but..... it's aliens.. .

 

[JasperNewton7]

I'm not saying it's aliens but..... it's aliens.. .

Not according to NASA….

 

[clob94]

Not according to NASA….

Fvck NASA.

They lied about ocean temperatures to make it look like global warming. You can't trust them.

 

[hookem777]

Fvck NASA.

They lied about ocean temperatures to make it look like global warming. You can't trust them.

Nasa is the biggest liars out there.

 

[JasperNewton7]

I was being facetious. ‘Never A Straight Answer’

 

[oldhorn2]

Nasa is the biggest liars out there.

Not as long as Faucci is alive

 

[duqu]

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They had them little muh fuggas boxed up like Christmas presents.
Ok all you pilots and ex military-- spill it.
What have you seen?

it was just cake

 

[clob94]

it was just cake

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That explains the cigar box.

 

[DHHorn]

I’m shocked