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What is better for Texas today: Spank monkey or nah?

Oddguwop

Insider. Leader of Wolfpack. #PIIHB.
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Ok bro so I have a couple of Wolf Pack members who are out of town and unable to access chicks pregame for PIIHB action. Very frustrated to not be able to do their part to contribute to victory. Have not been in that situation myself in decades of coarse because not a douche. Really hard to relate butt need to step up and lead.

Anywho, is their a consensus as to weather it is better to spank thy monkey or naught pre-game in this situation? One bro (who seems to just need some relief) says it is a form of sex and is a great idea. Others are saying it is like boxing where denial is the best policy. I am certain this has been debated on OB butt I ignored since never applies to me bro. Really great group chat btw my hosses.
 
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