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When is a cucumber not a cucumber?

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Pretty sure a cucumber is a hard act to follow. How many guys have a cucumber in their pants, besides me. :D
 
I know today's generation is all into who can draw the most attention to themselves and that's one of the things I hate about it but damn.
 
I've never seen anyone eat a cucumber like that. Very odd. Maybe some sort of medical condition with her saliva glands?
 
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