I've always been most attracted to voluptuous women and I'm married to one.
Btw how's married life and fatherhood?
Piece of cake. Let me tell you-- if I were in my 20s I'd be losing my sh!t.
But I'm older, wiser and more crafty now.
Ex: What drives new Dads batsh!t? Crying.
Babies get shaken because the parents can't figure out how to stop baby from crying. It's one of a few things- hungry, diaper, cold, gas, or pain.
With modern tech- I have the little sock monitor I put on the kid and a camera mounted over the bassinet. I can tell heart rate, oxygen, breathing, temp, everything I need.
Baby is cold? I grab my phone and kick the heater on.
Baby pooped pants? I put my Bose noise canceling ear buds in and crank up Motley Crue and change baby.
Baby is hungry- I push a button on the baby bottle breast milk Keurig machine and in 45 seconds I've got 98.6 degree titty milk in a bottle that's a 1, 2, 3 or 4 ounce serving-- ready to serve.
Nap time? I've got an ergonomic chair that glides and reclines and I sync up my ear buds to the TV in baby's room and watch the latest David Attenborough nature show with baby lying on my chest. And since the chair has pillow railings on both sides, I can fall asleep and baby won't roll off me and onto the floor- or smother himself. I sleep like a baby. He sleeps like a baby. Errrrrbody is happy.
Honestly- I don't think I've heard him cry yet. Those Bose ear buds are a fvcking miracle.