I don't have many sooner jokes, but I know these gems.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well hung.
Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently HD was the wrong answer.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating p&ssy?
A: When u are eating p(ssy you can still see the a&shole in front of you!