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A couple of aggie jokes for the holiday season

One last Jayhawk joke for the Holidays(LOL!)

Q. What makes Jayhawks so stupid?

A. If their brains were dynamite they wouldn't even have enough to blow their nose.

Happy holidays from Wildcatland.

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An Aggie female walks up to the bartender carrying a duck. The bartender immediately says, "We don't serve pigs!"

The Aggie female quickly replies, "This ain't no pig, it's a duck."

The bartender then looks at her and says, "I was talking to the duck...."
 
So, I was busy today and checked on football boards to find out out the Ags got Meachum, except he turned them down, AND Mazzone said no too?

Didn't last year's DC search go; Foster > Venerables > Muschamp > pay Chavis $1.7 Mil?
 
The salary rumors are correct then A&M just made Noel Mazzone the highest paid OC in all of college football. Noel Mazzone
 
While it is no longer the holiday season the Ags are still the gift that keeps giving.

Once again the joke writes itself.

The Ags scheduled their Friday Night Lights recruiting event the weekend of the Texas Relays. Apparently, no one in their AD has access to a Texas High School sports schedule.
 
Charean Williams

‎@NFLCharean

There are no head coaches or GMs at Texas A&M's Pro Day. Bruce Matthews is the biggest name, watching his son Mike.
9:22 AM - 6 Apr 2016 · College Station, TX, United States
 
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