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After 13 years aggie jokes are back
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Four Aggies spent all day one Saturday at a bar in College Station where they had reserved a special table to do an A&M school assignment. The bartender served them food and drinks all day and noticed that they were completely focused on their project. Finally, after 9 hours of work, they jumped up and began yelling and giving high-fives to one another.
The bartender walked over and asked why they were so excited, and one of them pointed a puzzle box on the table. “It says 2-3 years on the box but it only took the four of us only 9 hours to finish it!,” exclaimed Aggie.
The bartender walked over and asked why they were so excited, and one of them pointed a puzzle box on the table. “It says 2-3 years on the box but it only took the four of us only 9 hours to finish it!,” exclaimed Aggie.
There was this aggie and when he was a kid he had this terrible accident and lost all the skin around his ears. He was obviously sensitive about the way he looked but it didn't keep him from doing well in life. One day he decided to start a new business. Realizing he didn't know much about the business he wanted to start he set out to interview someone who did.
The first person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from Baylor. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the aggie asked him do you notice anything different about me? The Baylor guy said yeah you ain't got any ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.
The second person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from UT. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the aggie asked him do you notice anything different about me? The UT guy said yeah you ain't got any ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.
The third person he interviewed was another aggie. During the interview the aggie asked him do you notice anything different about me. The other aggie said yeah you're wearing contacts. The aggie said why yes I am how could you tell?
Well I was thinking sure as hell can't wear glasses.
The first person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from Baylor. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the aggie asked him do you notice anything different about me? The Baylor guy said yeah you ain't got any ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.
The second person he interviewed was a well qualified graduate from UT. The interview went very well. At the end of the interview the aggie asked him do you notice anything different about me? The UT guy said yeah you ain't got any ears. The aggie said I'm sorry you're not what I'm looking for.
The third person he interviewed was another aggie. During the interview the aggie asked him do you notice anything different about me. The other aggie said yeah you're wearing contacts. The aggie said why yes I am how could you tell?
Well I was thinking sure as hell can't wear glasses.
During the game an Aggie and Longhorn visit the restroom to take a piss. After they're gone, the Aggie goes right over to the sink and washes his hands. However, the Longhorn starts walking out the door. Then the Aggie snidely remarks, "at A&M they teach up to wash up after taking a piss." The Longhorn turns and replies, "at Texas they teach us not to piss on our hands."
