Alex Jones DWI

[Travis Galey]

https://www.statesman.com/news/2020...charged-with-dwi-in-travis-co-authorities-say


Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones charged with DWI in Travis Co., authorities say

Austin-based conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was booked into the Travis County Jail on a charge of driving while intoxicated just after midnight Tuesday, the Travis County sheriff’s office said.

Jones, 46, was booked at 12:37 a.m., said Kristen Dark, spokeswoman for the sheriff’s office. The driving while intoxicated charge is a class B misdemeanor, she said.

His bail was set at $3,000 but he was released on bond at 4:11 a.m., Dark said.

 

[BucketList]

He'll claim it was a hoax

 

[Bodhi Sattva]

Deep state conspiracy to discredit him.

 

[LilBigDaddy]

Aliens bruh

 

[mkmur01]

 

[Ebeatty3753]

I have a feeling I'm going to be liking a lot of posts in this thread.

 

[action992]

It was the black helicopters that tracked him and funneled the deep state stormtroopers to arrest him.

 

[LJ01]

Maybe they can transfer him to a cell in Newtown and let it play out as nature intends.

 

[tex17]

He'll claim it was a hoax

Although when you think about it, conspiracy theories are basically just hoaxes themselves.

 

[JinSOTEX]

 

[JinSOTEX]

 

[c.c.rider]

pity the poor bastards who were in the drunk tank with him

 

[Dignan02]

46? I thought that shithead was pushing 60

 

[Prison Mike.]

It was the gay frogs.

 

[McLovin327]

He wasn't driving, it was his gay frog buddy behind the wheel.

 

[utsaappt802]

I do not know who this person is. But...

 

[65HornInTacoma]

pity the poor bastards who were in the drunk tank with him

Lizard people.

 

[Seaflea23]

Black helicopters!

 

[texasgirlstuckinohio]

Please tell me he was popped driving his 'tank'.

 

[McLovin327]

Do you guys think he's mentally off or does he know better and just serves up batshit crazy ideas to his audience?

Alex Jones’ 5 most disturbing and ridiculous conspiracy theories

 

[LJ01]

Do you guys think he's mentally off or does he know better and just serves up batshit crazy ideas to his audience?

Alex Jones’ 5 most disturbing and ridiculous conspiracy theories

He knows exactly what he is doing. When the Sandy Hook people brought the shit, he backed down like the little **** he is.

 

[Dignan02]

Ooooo

 

[marka1]

Nothing good happens after midnight...except Alex Jones getting a DWI

 

[HI_McDunnough]

He’s a POS.

 

[SirAdamAdams]

Got Damn they let him out fast.

 

[Hornswin4845]

His friend Donald will pardon him.

 

[daflonghorn]

Couldn’t happen to a better person. (Now I have to apologize to my grandmother and her best friend for saying that. My grandmother’s best friend was Alex’s grandmother)

 

[RLong68]

Don't often wish ill on people. That POS and Baker Mayfield are 2 rare exceptions.

 

[anon_v7x9c7xxmv5dr]

DWIs are an inside job!

 

[PDPickens]

Just another example of the deep state trying to silence him - They violated his constitutional rights - He was profiled...Take your pick. He's likely to use any of those.

 

[bb2417]

Those must have been some long 46 years....

 

[TD TX TD VY]

Less than 4 hours in the clink eh? Sounds like some preferential treatment.

 

[SouthAustinHorn]

Why do people still get DWIs in the Uber era? Maybe Alex Jones thinks that rideshares are a government conspiracy.

 

[RustyRanchero]

Well, I'll be patiently waiting for Joe Rogan to say something about this.

 

[ATXHorn94]

Why do people still get DWIs in the Uber era? Maybe Alex Jones thinks that rideshares are a government conspiracy.

The government created ride shares so they could track your movements and then turn you into a gay frog.