Ok so my bro is asking for a huuuuge wingman favor: go to Zumba with him so he can score with the instructor. I am never one to deny a bro in need, butt this seems like too big of an ask bro.
First off, I wood have to actually seriously take the class and participate. The students are pretty much all fat chicks, plus 2 or 3 gays who are musical theater types. Not exactly my crowd bro.
I’d also be expected to pretend to like one of the fats while my bro makes his move on the instructor at a post-workout smoothie date. He says my services no longer needed after PIIHB occurs.
I just think that I wood feel like too much of a douche doing Zumba. Butt maybe I am being too harsh or don’t really get it. So I figure maybe some of you guys have been doing the Zumba for a while and have some hacks that make it fun/not a complete douche-o-rama.
Anywho, I want to be a good soldier plus the size of the favor I wood earn hear is enormous—basically earning the right to have this guy help me bury a body with no questions asked. Just not sure I am willing to pay the price or loose all dignity.
First off, I wood have to actually seriously take the class and participate. The students are pretty much all fat chicks, plus 2 or 3 gays who are musical theater types. Not exactly my crowd bro.
I’d also be expected to pretend to like one of the fats while my bro makes his move on the instructor at a post-workout smoothie date. He says my services no longer needed after PIIHB occurs.
I just think that I wood feel like too much of a douche doing Zumba. Butt maybe I am being too harsh or don’t really get it. So I figure maybe some of you guys have been doing the Zumba for a while and have some hacks that make it fun/not a complete douche-o-rama.
Anywho, I want to be a good soldier plus the size of the favor I wood earn hear is enormous—basically earning the right to have this guy help me bury a body with no questions asked. Just not sure I am willing to pay the price or loose all dignity.
