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Anybody use beef tallow as lube???

Oddguwop

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Ok so my bro is dating this younger granola chick who is against seed oils in cooking and “processed” artificial lubes such as KY and Astroglide. Claims they all have negative health effects of some kind. I suggested old school Vasaline and she was supposedly aghast at the idea of putting petroleum jelly in her body. So weird bro.

Anywho, she is gonna let my homie PIIHB on their third date this week if he agrees to use beef tallow as lube. I’m not sure about this one my hosses. Who wants there dong smelling like a hamburger joint whilst packing some fudge? Not this one fasho. Tempted to tell him to just slap a beef tallow label on Crisco and fake it. She’ll probably never know. Interested in you’re experiences guys.
 
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