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Arch Manning is transferring to Ole Miss

I am just messing. 4MNC is/has been fired up at Sark and QE for a while now. 4MNC is good people, just doesn't want to see a return to 2010s

Plus, everyone in the thread has expressed what you have, that it is false
I'll buy that
 
Well, I also just got off the phone with Arch.
Says he is going to shock the World and transfer to the Naval Academy. Wants to be the next Roger Stauback. After serving his Naval obligation will decide if he still wants to play football.
Well I actually am Arch Manning and if you’re not doing anything I’d like to invite you over to my parents’ condo for New Years.
 
Well I actually am Arch Manning and if you’re not doing anything I’d like to invite you over to my parents’ condo for New Years.
Well I am Arch Manning's parent's condo. And little do you know but they just put me up for sale on MLS and I'll be closing in less than 30 days with a family from Caracas.
Better get that NYE party address ASAP.
 
Well I am Arch Manning's parent's condo. And little do you know but they just put me up for sale on MLS and I'll be closing in less than 30 days with a family from Caracas.
Better get that NYE party address ASAP.
No worries. My dad Cooper wrote some allowances into the contract. We’ve got it through the Super Bowl. Mom asks if you can bring a piñata and some potato salad.
 
Well, I also just got off the phone with Arch.
Says he is going to shock the World and transfer to the Naval Academy. Wants to be the next Roger Stauback. After serving his Naval obligation will decide if he still wants to play football.
Well, Arch sent me an email saying that he's excited to be able to team up with Cam Rising at Acuna Tech. Rising said he has at least 5 yrs of college football in him.
 
Clob has a pornstar..... wearing his conference championship football ring, and doing the hook'em horns sign.......

How the fvck do you top that?
clobb i have to ask

does your wife know about your profile picture? lol
 
#1 that he knows of….
Fast forward to March of 2025. There’s a knock on Clob’s door. He opens it and there stands a 6’4” 20 year old Norwegian man who says “Hello Daddy!!!”
Notoriety has its good and bad moments. Clob is now reaping what he sowed. We all do at least once in our lifetime.
 
#1 that he knows of….
Fast forward to March of 2025. There’s a knock on Clob’s door. He opens it and there stands a 6’4” 20 year old Norwegian man who says “Hello Daddy!!!”
I never had sex in Norway. Sweden- yes. Finland- yes. Denmark- yes. But never in Norway.
Why? All the women eat this thing called farikal. It's like a casserole with mutton and sauerkraut and potatoes. It tastes like ass. It smells like wet dog. And it makes Norwegian girls' breath smell like sh!t too.
Like a punch to the nethers.
 
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