Two ladies were talking in heaven.
“Hi! my name is Janet, what is your name?”
“I'm Sherry. It's nice to meet you. Can I ask you how you died?”
“Sure, I froze to Death.”
“How horrible!” responded Sherry.
“It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Sherry responded, “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Janet said, “So, what happened?”
She continued, “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Janet said, “Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive.”
“Hi! my name is Janet, what is your name?”
“I'm Sherry. It's nice to meet you. Can I ask you how you died?”
“Sure, I froze to Death.”
“How horrible!” responded Sherry.
“It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Sherry responded, “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Janet said, “So, what happened?”
She continued, “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Janet said, “Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive.”
