Congrats Trumpsters on sniffing out our greatest false flag operative

DCI Horn

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The bombing suspect caught today was the left's greatest false flag operative of all time. We libs have waiting years to see the culmination of his work.

You see, many decades ago, he knew that the 2018 mid-terms would be a crucial election that could swing either way. So that's when he began planning decades ago for this week.

You see, here's the deal about this guy. He really didn't want to kill his targets (because he's secretly a Democrat) so he purposely built his pipe bombs incorrectly so they wouldn't explode upon arrival.

And he purposely left clues to get caught because getting caught by the FBI was part of the plan! So that's why he made sure that the van he was driving had only Trump/Republican bumper stickers on it like this.



And because he knew he would get caught he knew reporters would dig into his voter registration records. So that's why he made sure he always registered as a Republican his entire life (but would vote for Democrats whenever he could get away with it). Yes, this guy was that good!

And he knew that police officers and reporters would talk with his friends, so he made sure that he always sounded like a Republican and a Trump supporter every time he talked about politics with his friends. But deep down inside he really was a Democrat.

We libs have been following his development for years and waiting for this week to arrive. But gosh darn it...you guys figured him out in just one day!!! OMG...all that work he did to look like a Republican and you guys figured it out immediately! Oh boy, we're going to go back to the drawing board for our next false flag operation because you guys are just too dang smart for us!!!
 

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