Ok bro so hear me out on this: the new Snow White movie ain’t that bad. In fact, it’s pretty damn good. I officially rate it as a “damn good” movie to be honest.
Look, I know the main actress is annoying and mid. A warm 6 on her best day that thinks she’s a 10. Not that unusual with chicks today bro. Us bros in the single world deal with chicks like her on the daily.
There are some douche parts. And ya I felt like a buttmunch as the only straight guy in the theater. Butt mission accomplished because I was PIIHB with a weird pink haired theater chick with a Little Mermaid tramp stamp later on as a reward for my good deed. Totally worth it bro.
Anywho find yourself a nerdy musical theater chick who needs a date to go see it and thank me later bro.
Look, I know the main actress is annoying and mid. A warm 6 on her best day that thinks she’s a 10. Not that unusual with chicks today bro. Us bros in the single world deal with chicks like her on the daily.
There are some douche parts. And ya I felt like a buttmunch as the only straight guy in the theater. Butt mission accomplished because I was PIIHB with a weird pink haired theater chick with a Little Mermaid tramp stamp later on as a reward for my good deed. Totally worth it bro.
Anywho find yourself a nerdy musical theater chick who needs a date to go see it and thank me later bro.
