Did you hear about the 12 aggies in Germany
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Did you hear about the aggie who's girlfriend told him kiss me where it's hot and stinky so he drove her to Beaumont
Did you hear about the Aggie who lost his girlfriend?
He forgot where he laid her.....
He forgot where he laid her.....
Am aggie told his friend that he broke his arm in 4 places
His friend said you ought stay out of those places
His friend said you ought stay out of those places
How did the aggy break his leg raking leaves?
Fell out the tree.
Fell out the tree.
An Aggie was walking from the county fair carrying a huge pig with him. A farmer approaches and asks “hey that’s quite a find you have there…where did you get him?”
The pig responds “I got him at the county fair”
The pig responds “I got him at the county fair”
Two Aggies are driving down the road a see a sheep with its head caught in the barbed wired fence.
The aggie driving slams on the brakes, hops out of the truck, runs over to the tangled sheep, rips down his fly and starts banging the helpless animal.
After a couple of minutes he finishes, wipes his brow and then looks at his buddy and says "OK man, your turn!".
So his buddy slowly walks over and sticks his head in the barbed wire fence.
The aggie driving slams on the brakes, hops out of the truck, runs over to the tangled sheep, rips down his fly and starts banging the helpless animal.
After a couple of minutes he finishes, wipes his brow and then looks at his buddy and says "OK man, your turn!".
So his buddy slowly walks over and sticks his head in the barbed wire fence.
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Why don’t Aggies count sheep at night?
It’s too hard to sleep with a boner.
It’s too hard to sleep with a boner.
BREAKING: Texas and Oklahoma headed to the Southeast Conference.
Two aggies rode a camel to a football game, tied up the camel, and went in and watched the game. When they came out there was about 30 camels tied up
side by side, so one aggie asks his buddy what they were going to do, to find their camel, then the one aggie
started lifting up each camel's tail, after he finished his buddy asked him why he raised their tail and his buddy said............ didn't you hear that guy say look at the two A$$holes on that camel.
side by side, so one aggie asks his buddy what they were going to do, to find their camel, then the one aggie
started lifting up each camel's tail, after he finished his buddy asked him why he raised their tail and his buddy said............ didn't you hear that guy say look at the two A$$holes on that camel.
3 men were going to the guillotine.
The first guy was from OK his last words he screamed boomer sooner. But the guillotine didn't drop so they set him free.
The next guy was from TX his last words he screamed HookemHorns but the guillotine didn't drop so they set him free.
The third person was an aggie his last words you know if you tighten up that bolt on the left and loosen the one on the right the sob will work.
The first guy was from OK his last words he screamed boomer sooner. But the guillotine didn't drop so they set him free.
The next guy was from TX his last words he screamed HookemHorns but the guillotine didn't drop so they set him free.
The third person was an aggie his last words you know if you tighten up that bolt on the left and loosen the one on the right the sob will work.
The aggie's wife was cheating on him. He wanted her dead, but couldn't kill her himself. So he gets his buddy. They are out in the barn while she's banging her lover in the bedroom. The aggie tells the buddy to shoot her in the head, him in the groin. The buddy is taking aim, but the muzzle is going up and down. "What's taking so long? Get it over with!" The buddy replies, "I'm trying to save you a bullet."
A buncha UT guys where at the lake having a party and this aggie and his girl drives up parking and the UT guys was messing with him and drew a circle and told him if he got outa that circle they was going to whip his ass and then proceeded banging his GF and he was over there in the circle laughing hard and one guys asked how come you laughin, we just bang your girl 5 times and burnt you car and the Aggie said, While ya was doing all of that I snuck of the circle 5 times,,,
Did you hear about the aggie that died they couldn't find a casket big enough to bury him in so they gave him an enema and buried him in a matchbox.
During the Olympics, when the wrestler from Georgia beat his opponent from the USA, the aggie excitedly jumped up yelling S-E-C S-E-C S-E-C
I guess you fellas never hunted white wing in Mexico. The aggie comes home early from work, hears moaning in the bedroom. Opens the door, his wife is fvcking another man. He goes to the nightstand, picks up his pistol, aims it at his own head. The wife starts laughing. He says, "Shut up b*tch. You're next!"
Why do Aggie Moms put an "I'm an Aggie Mom" bumper sticker on their SUV?
So they can park in a handicap spot.
So they can park in a handicap spot.
2 aggys out hunting when one of them accidentally shoots the other one.....He dials 911 and tells the operator....I was hunting and I shot my friend....I think he might be dead....what should I do? The operator says ....ok first we have to make sure he's dead.....then she hears...BOOM!...aggy then says...ok, now what?
2 aggys out hunting, one shoots the other, rushes him to the hospital. Doctor comes out, tells him, sorry, your friend is dead. Aggy says, Doctor, that's horrible, what could I have done better? Doctor: Well, it would have been better if you hadn't field dressed him.
Then there were the two Aggies caught shooting craps in the dorm. They'd blown holes in over 50 toilets.
2 aggys out hunting....one of them shoots a BIG buck. They are dragging itback to the truck and the antlers are getting hung up on everything.....Game warden checks out all the commotion....he says nice buck boys, but let me give you a tip....it is much easier to drag it by the antlers....a while later one aggy says, man it is a lot easier dragging it by the antlers.....the other aggy says, yep...but we sure are getting a long way from the truck....
This one is more for the "olds" and violates at least 5-social norms but....
Did you hear about the Japanese Aggie that attacked Pearl Bailey?
That toilet paper shortage at Walmart was caused by aggy corp and alumni getting invited to a craps game at their Dixie chicken.
What's the difference between a Texas Ex in boots and former Ag in boots? For the Texas Ex, the bullsh*t is on the outside of his boots.
