Did you hear about the 12 aggies in Germany

[matt0123horns]

A buncha UT guys where at the lake having a party and this aggie and his girl drives up parking and the UT guys was messing with him and drew a circle and told him if he got outa that circle they was going to whip his ass and then proceeded banging his GF and he was over there in the circle laughing hard and one guys asked how come you laughin, we just bang your girl 5 times and burnt you car and the Aggie said, While ya was doing all of that I snuck of the circle 5 times,,,

Gd that's funny.

 

[Richard Rider]

Two Aggies are driving down the road a see a sheep with its head caught in the barbed wired fence.

The aggie driving slams on the brakes, hops out of the truck, runs over to the tangled sheep, rips down his fly and starts banging the helpless animal.

After a couple of minutes he finishes, wipes his brow and then looks at his buddy and says "OK man, your turn!".

So his buddy slowly walks over and sticks his head in the barbed wire fence.

 

[fairdinkem]

This one is more for the "olds" and violates at least 5-social norms but....

Did you hear about the Japanese Aggie that attacked Pearl Bailey?

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

That toilet paper shortage at Walmart was caused by aggy corp and alumni getting invited to a craps game at their Dixie chicken.

 

[OldHornInPA]

What's the difference between a Texas Ex in boots and former Ag in boots? For the Texas Ex, the bullsh*t is on the outside of his boots.