Dolly Parton...

[Travis Galey]

I'm at her concert at a DC area venue tonight. I'm SHOCKED by the fanaticism of her fans. This place is sold out and everyone here knows every word to every song and they are going nuts!

And not that there's anything wrong with it but there is a surprisingly large contingent of gay men here.

 

[Travis Galey]

Oh, and so far it's a good show. I just never realized the passion of her fans.

 

[ketchup social justice condiment]

I had a thing for her knockers back in the 80's

 

[15-14]

She's a dude?

 

[Travis Galey]

She's a dude?

I'm sure there is a joke there but I'll be darned if I get it.

 

[unihorn12]

I'm at her concert at a DC area venue tonight. I'm SHOCKED by the fanaticism of her fans. This place is sold out and everyone here knows every word to every song and they are going nuts!

And not that there's anything wrong with it but there is a surprisingly large contingent of gay men here.

 

[15-14]

I'm sure there is a joke there but I'll be darned if I get it.

I'd like to explain, but how many times do I have to type, "not that there's anything wrong with that"? You said there were a surprisingly large number of gay men there...
Parts of her, um, seem to be manufactured in other locations...

No, I don't think Dolly Parton is a dude. She's great, everybody great, and I'm crawfishing.

 

[15-14]

This looked very different when I could only see the top, and thought the "white stuff" was shooting out of the rainbow happy guy.

 

[BrobaFapp]

DP

 

[Pho King Master]

 

[HALOMAN]

Perhaps there are a ton of "boob men" there. Can't blame them, her cups runners over.

 

[LonghornGary]

Let me try and help this thread

 

[jwrjr]

One of the best voices ever.

 

[seahawkhorn]

I had a thing for her knockers back in the 80's

Islands in the stream!

 

[orangeuglad]

Like Cactus Pryor said when asked if he felt any different after getting a blood transfusion from Darrell Royal while in the hospital, "I now have a strong urge to bang Dolly Parton and kick Barry Switzer's ass".

 

[BrobaFapp]

What do you call the sweat on dolly parton's boobs?

Spoiler

 

[streettopeschel]

I had a thing for her knockers back in the 80's

I think she's IN her 80s and I'd still like a peak at 'em.

 

[duqu]

Like Cactus Pryor said when asked if he felt any different after getting a blood transfusion from Darrell Royal while in the hospital, "I now have a strong urge to bang Dolly Parton and kick Barry Switzer's ass".

legendary

 

[3XHorndad]

OP.....pics or it never happened

LonghornGary......thanks for the save....nice

 

[HALOMAN]

Islands in the stream!

Or leave a stream on he islands. Either or.

 

[Mr Biscuit]

Let me try and help this thread

Thanks for the Photoshop pic.

 

[Travis Galey]

OP.....pics or it never happened

LonghornGary......thanks for the save....nice

Man I took a pic but I'm so far back on the lawn that all you can see is a blurry, sparkly thing up there on stage.

 

[duqu]

 

[LonghornGary]

Thanks for the Photoshop pic.

Better?

 

[Mr Biscuit]

Better?

Si.

 

[www67legend]

Johnny Carson once said to Dolly "I'd give about a year's pay to peak under there."

 

[3XHorndad]

Man I took a pic but I'm so far back on the lawn that all you can see is a blurry, sparkly thing up there on stage.

Grey....I was thinking locally seated talent....Not Dolly...we all know she is as old as I am.

 

[Oooh Aaah]

I had a thing for her knockers back in the 80's

Look here junior, I had a thing for her knockers back in the early 70's when she was on the Porter Wagner Show. She's mine.

 

[moblack82]

I think she's IN her 80s and I'd still like a peak at 'em.

I would too. I just want to see them.

 

[Orange Bull]

One of the best voices ever.

So true - and two of the best boobs ever!

 

[Oooh Aaah]

This post makes me wonder. Y'all think there are any gay guys or gals here on OB?

 

[Travis Galey]

So true - and two of the best boobs ever!

An A voice and two D's.

 

[TLG1]

thanks for the Carson clip. I forgot how awesome he was.

 

[Travis Galey]

This post makes me wonder. Y'all think there are any gay guys or gals here on OB?

Without a doubt. And I'm really not disparaging gay men at all. I'm merely surprised at the abnormally large number of them at this concert. Literally (not figuratively) bus loads of gay men showed up for the concert.

 

[Oooh Aaah]

So true - and two of the best boobs ever!

Here are two of the best boobs from the '90s