End Of The World?

[StrangerHorn]

All these Fires, Floods, Diseases, Hurricanes, Typhoons, No more Boys Town?

My only concern is if they have Shiner reg in heaven and if I can take Trooper and wonder if they fish up there...do they have Mexican Food, do they have a better NCAA up there?Do they have a Texas basketball team that's undefeated , Are Blow Jobs legal? What do ya do for money or is everything free? Can ya buy weed up there? Man, I tell ya there is a lotta things I want to know before I die so I can be prepared...Hell , it might be Disco heaven..

 

[clob94]

Deep thoughts,

By strangerhorn---

 

[TX1972]

Alex Meixner: In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

I'm prepared, I have a bunker full of beef Jerky and Gummy bears.

 

[clob94]

Alex Meixner: In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.

I know that cat really well. Went to his wedding in Fort worth a while back. One of my other friends owns the Faust Hotel and Brewery and has named a pilsner after him called the "Polka Pilsner". Pretty solid beer.

 

[easttx903]

We’re long overdue for a new plague.

 

[StrangerHorn]

The only place ya gonna be safe from Corona is the Arctic Circle or the deep deeep Colombian jungles or the South Pole, I really think it can't survive in freezing below zero weather or Cocaine Dust and Nasty Whores of Brazil, but, I could be wrong...maybe somebody could put a Ski Resort on Devil's Island, bottom of the White House in the Bunker, is the Walking Dead gonna turn out to happen? Are we gonna spend the rest of our life hunting for gasoline and food that doesn't glow in the dark..I would hate to eat canned Dog Food...And looking for Love is gonna be big a big problem, you know what I mean, finding the Ladies that don' walk with a gimp and drag their leg and moan and then ya find a good women after 8 yrs looking and shes a Bull Dyke and hates men...it would be heartbreaking thing to have to live with..

Or maybe we will catch the Corona Light variant of the diseases...

 

[clob94]

The only place ya gonna be safe from Corona is the Arctic Circle or the deep deeep Colombian jungles or the South Pole, I really think it can't survive in freezing below zero weather or Cocaine Dust and Nasty Whores of Brazil, but, I could be wrong...maybe somebody could put a Ski Resort on Devil's Island, bottom of the White House in the Bunker, is the Walking Dead gonna turn out to happen? Are we gonna spend the rest of our life hunting for gasoline and food that doesn't glow in the dark..I would hate to eat canned Dog Food...And looking for Love is gonna be big a big problem, you know what I mean, finding the Ladies that don' walk with a gimp and drag their leg and moan and then ya find a good women after 8 yrs looking and shes a Bull Dyke and hates men...it would be heartbreaking thing to have to live with..

Or maybe we will catch the Corona Light variant of the diseases...

I just can't-----

 

[LonghornMM]

The only place ya gonna be safe from Corona is the Arctic Circle or the deep deeep Colombian jungles or the South Pole, I really think it can't survive in freezing below zero weather or Cocaine Dust and Nasty Whores of Brazil, but, I could be wrong...maybe somebody could put a Ski Resort on Devil's Island, bottom of the White House in the Bunker, is the Walking Dead gonna turn out to happen? Are we gonna spend the rest of our life hunting for gasoline and food that doesn't glow in the dark..I would hate to eat canned Dog Food...And looking for Love is gonna be big a big problem, you know what I mean, finding the Ladies that don' walk with a gimp and drag their leg and moan and then ya find a good women after 8 yrs looking and shes a Bull Dyke and hates men...it would be heartbreaking thing to have to live with..

Or maybe we will catch the Corona Light variant of the diseases...

 

[TexLou]

Wow Stranger, how can you follow that!!!

 

[StrangerHorn]

I just can't-----

Why cunnnt you?

 

[clob94]

Wow Stranger, how can you follow that!!!

Brought to you by-- wild turkey and hippie lettuce.

 

[Belldozer1]

The only place ya gonna be safe from Corona is the Arctic Circle or the deep deeep Colombian jungles or the South Pole, I really think it can't survive in freezing below zero weather or Cocaine Dust and Nasty Whores of Brazil, but, I could be wrong...maybe somebody could put a Ski Resort on Devil's Island, bottom of the White House in the Bunker, is the Walking Dead gonna turn out to happen? Are we gonna spend the rest of our life hunting for gasoline and food that doesn't glow in the dark..I would hate to eat canned Dog Food...And looking for Love is gonna be big a big problem, you know what I mean, finding the Ladies that don' walk with a gimp and drag their leg and moan and then ya find a good women after 8 yrs looking and shes a Bull Dyke and hates men...it would

I’m hoping that Coronavirus and flesh eating bacteria meet up in FlourBluff and kill each other off

 

[Lampasas]

The only place ya gonna be safe from Corona is the Arctic Circle or the deep deeep Colombian jungles or the South Pole, I really think it can't survive in freezing below zero weather or Cocaine Dust and Nasty Whores of Brazil, but, I could be wrong...maybe somebody could put a Ski Resort on Devil's Island, bottom of the White House in the Bunker, is the Walking Dead gonna turn out to happen? Are we gonna spend the rest of our life hunting for gasoline and food that doesn't glow in the dark..I would hate to eat canned Dog Food...And looking for Love is gonna be big a big problem, you know what I mean, finding the Ladies that don' walk with a gimp and drag their leg and moan and then ya find a good women after 8 yrs looking and shes a Bull Dyke and hates men...it would be heartbreaking thing to have to live with..

Or maybe we will catch the Corona Light variant of the diseases...

Watch out for the vaccine that appears when the virus hits CONUS.

remember movies, Omega Man, I am Legend, or World War Z?

 

[StrangerHorn]

 

[Bugtussle U]

 

[Son of Wasatch]

The only place ya gonna be safe from Corona is the Arctic Circle or the deep deeep Colombian jungles or the South Pole, I really think it can't survive in freezing below zero weather or Cocaine Dust and Nasty Whores of Brazil, but, I could be wrong...maybe somebody could put a Ski Resort on Devil's Island, bottom of the White House in the Bunker, is the Walking Dead gonna turn out to happen? Are we gonna spend the rest of our life hunting for gasoline and food that doesn't glow in the dark..I would hate to eat canned Dog Food...And looking for Love is gonna be big a big problem, you know what I mean, finding the Ladies that don' walk with a gimp and drag their leg and moan and then ya find a good women after 8 yrs looking and shes a Bull Dyke and hates men...it would be heartbreaking thing to have to live with..

Or maybe we will catch the Corona Light variant of the diseases...

I think you are really underestimating the gimpy leg draggers, they tend to be really grateful.

As for the bull dykes, they can keep your car running and if they give you lip, you can trade them for whiskey and smokes.

I've actually decided that since it's pretty much inevitable that this is going to be world wide, I'm taking vitamins, and working out to make myself as healthy as possible. It seems the people that are dying from this are the ones with health issues.

 

[StrangerHorn]

I think you are really underestimating the gimpy leg draggers, they tend to be really grateful.

As for the bull dykes, they can keep your car running and if they give you lip, you can trade them for whiskey and smokes.

I've actually decided that since it's pretty much inevitable that this is going to be world wide, I'm taking vitamins, and working out to make myself as healthy as possible. It seems the people that are dying from this are the ones with health issues.

Thats why I drink Shiners Son! Me and Trooper work out everyday! The key to beating it is to keep ya self from touching or getting to close to other people, The Eskimos will never catch it as they are isolated and below zero cold where the Corona can't live...if ya young and looking for Snatch you could catch it that way unless ya were a mask on your wiener, or from ya waitress at the strip club lap dancing on ya! the key is isolation of yourself.every plague or bad disease has come from Europe or Africa or Japan or China except for the " Can't remember shit disease" which come from the US.....