Ever date a chick with “eproctophilia” aka “fart fetish”??

Oddguwop

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Ok bro so this may sound a little strange butt I met a legit hottie on Tinder who is easily an OB 9.5 who provided PIIHB on the first date. Loves the Horns, Stros, Taco Bell, and all the cool stuff we are into.

Butt then she breaks the news that her secret fantasy is getting blasted in the face by farts and that the feelings are so intense that she sought counseling for it. Ended up just embracing the condition and goes with it now. She goes to a support group occasionally. It is a real medical condition called eproctophilia and she is a certified eproctophiliac.

Anywho looking for advice. I kind of want to ghost her for being weird, butt at the same time it wood be nice to be able to just rip ass any time and get rewarded for it. Howevs my Wolf Pack tends to fart a lot and that could lead to some territorial issues. So I am torn and concerned.
 

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