Bro things are starting to boil over for aggy. Word leaked out a week or two ago that the nutrition staff Jimbo brought in over offseason has been a complete disaster that many aggy douches are blaming for season failure.
It has been documented that the new nutrition team is anti-protein and very pro-bean and pro-grain. That has caused players to get weaker, lose endurance, and suffer with excess gas that is debilitating some players. Downplayed at first butt apparently it is now close to full mutiny among players.
Players who try to hold in the farts during meetings are injuring themselves in process, and many have stopped trying so will now just rip ass while a coach is talking. More than one player who laid on field during Ole Miss game did so simply to fart in peace and without triggering coaches.
Yes this has gone way beyond Texags. Gaining national attention and Google is ur friend bro.
Anywho, this is funny butt also kinda sad. I hate all things aggy yet nobody deserves to suffer with excess farts to this extent. No idea how Junbo could possibly be so dumb. Not only that he can expect Greta Thunberg, AOC, etc to go after them for creating greenhouse gases. Puts aggy at risk as an institution.
It has been documented that the new nutrition team is anti-protein and very pro-bean and pro-grain. That has caused players to get weaker, lose endurance, and suffer with excess gas that is debilitating some players. Downplayed at first butt apparently it is now close to full mutiny among players.
Players who try to hold in the farts during meetings are injuring themselves in process, and many have stopped trying so will now just rip ass while a coach is talking. More than one player who laid on field during Ole Miss game did so simply to fart in peace and without triggering coaches.
Yes this has gone way beyond Texags. Gaining national attention and Google is ur friend bro.
Anywho, this is funny butt also kinda sad. I hate all things aggy yet nobody deserves to suffer with excess farts to this extent. No idea how Junbo could possibly be so dumb. Not only that he can expect Greta Thunberg, AOC, etc to go after them for creating greenhouse gases. Puts aggy at risk as an institution.
