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Finish this sentence: Darren Sproles is so old-

Finally? They missed they playoffs last year, but made them playoffs two years ago, lol.

I just like to give Texannes fans crap. Living in the Houston area, it is hilarious and sad at the same time how obsessed and hateful they are with everything Cowboys. Biggest bunch of insecure whiners in the NFL. Texans fans = NFL aggy. =)roll
 
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His old legs just helped the Eagles beat the Texannes. =)roll


I remember when he shredded every defense in the Big 12, that little shit hiding behind them Big Olineman and then when you see him , he was gone fast, that was damn sure Pop Snyders boy! Thats who taught him all that sneaky stuff..very fast when he was at KState

Hook'em
 
Finally? They missed they playoffs last year, but made them playoffs two years ago, lol.

I just like to give Texannes fans crap. Living in the Houston area, it is hilarious and sad at the same time how obsessed and hateful they are with everything Cowboys. Biggest bunch of insecure whiners in the NFL. Texans fans = NFL aggy. =)roll
Oh noes you dittnt!
Since we're throwing out comparative insults, Cowgirl fans = NFL Corn Huskers. Always talking smack like they're on top of the world although they haven't done anything worth mentioning in 3 generations.

Oooohhh buuurrrrrrn!
 
Oh noes you dittnt!
Since we're throwing out comparative insults, Cowgirl fans = NFL Corn Huskers. Always talking smack like they're on top of the world although they haven't done anything worth mentioning in 3 generations.

Oooohhh buuurrrrrrn!

Welp, at least the Cowboys have Super Bowl trophies. Last time I checked, championships don't have an expiration on them. Once you win one, it goes down in the books forever.

Reason why I call the Texans NFL aggy: they act just like a&m fans do towards Texas. Total obsession over any and everything Cowboys. Non-stop comparisons/measuring everything against the Cowboys. Obsessed hatred of the Cowboys. Have won NOTHING of significance, yet think they're relevant. No skins on the wall, unlike their daddy. You get the picture. Texans are NFL aggy.
 
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Finally? They missed they playoffs last year, but made them playoffs two years ago, lol.

I just like to give Texannes fans crap. Living in the Houston area, it is hilarious and sad at the same time how obsessed and hateful they are with everything Cowboys. Biggest bunch of insecure whiners in the NFL. Texans fans = NFL aggy. =)roll
Wrong and thumbs down.
 
Welp, at least the Cowboys have Super Bowl trophies. Last time I checked, championships don't have an expiration on them. Once you win one, it goes down in the books forever.

Reason why I call the Texans NFL aggy: they act just like a&m fans do towards Texas. Total obsession over any and everything Cowboys. Non-stop comparisons/measuring everything against the Cowboys. Obsessed hatred of the Cowboys. Have won NOTHING of significance, yet think they're relevant. No skins on the wall, unlike their daddy. You get the picture. Texans are NFL aggy.
I guess your circle-o-friends is different than what I'm used to. Maybe it's because you are in the Houston area.....who knows.
Out here in the "not called Houston or Dallas" Texas, most of us cheer for both until they play each other. I don't hate the Cowboys, I'm just not a member of that cult.
 
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I guess your circle-o-friends is different than what I'm used to. Maybe it's because you are in the Houston area.....who knows.
Out here in the "not called Houston or Dallas" Texas, most of us cheer for both until they play each other. I don't hate the Cowboys, I'm just not a member of that cult.

Outside of Houston, its all Cowboys fans in Texas. I'd say in Houston, its about 60-40 Texans fans. The Cowboys have a very large following, even in Houston. Same with Longhorn fans, who dominate the state over aggy.
 
Outside of Houston, its all Cowboys fans in Texas. I'd say in Houston, its about 60-40 Texans fans. The Cowboys have a very large following, even in Houston. Same with Longhorn fans, who dominate the state over aggy.
Not entirely accurate. I don't live in Houston, thank God, and am a Texans fan. Undoubtedly the majority of Texas is Cowboys fans but there are a lot more rooting for Texans than you are giving credit for. JJ's Harvey fundraising brought a lot of new publicity too. It isn't just the ole Oilers converts such as myself anymore.

No, they will never take over as THE team of Texas. No, they don't have any trophies. No, they don't have Jerruh dollars. Yes, they are a good not great team this year.
I'd LOVE an all Texas Superbowl, wouldn't you?
 
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Not entirely accurate. I don't live in Houston, thank God, and am a Texans fan. Undoubtedly the majority of Texas is Cowboys fans but there are a lot more rooting for Texans than you are giving credit for. JJ's Harvey fundraising brought a lot of new publicity too. It isn't just the ole Oilers converts such as myself anymore.

No, they will never take over as THE team of Texas. No, they don't have any trophies. No, they don't have Jerruh dollars. Yes, they are a good not great team this year.
I'd LOVE an all Texas Superbowl, wouldn't you?

I agree with everything that you said, except wanting a Cowboys/Texans Super Bowl. I'd rather see the Cowboys face off against the Patriots, Steelers, Chiefs, Ravens, or Chargers. That said, I don't ever see the Texans making it to a SB. They just have a losing culture and it doesn't seem to be in their DNA, and they're a hard team to like because of their fans. I've never been a fan of the Texans and never will be.
 
I remember when he shredded every defense in the Big 12, that little shit hiding behind them Big Olineman and then when you see him , he was gone fast, that was damn sure Pop Snyders boy! Thats who taught him all that sneaky stuff..very fast when he was at KState

Hook'em
Of all the people in the world that I thought would reply with "......how old is he?"--- I thought it would be you FB .
 
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Now that don't make shit sense clob! You smokin shit this early?


Hook'em
Dude, you don't remember when Carson would do his monologues and he was say "George Burns is so old..." and then the crowd would say "HOW OLD IS HE?!?"... and Carson would say "he's so old he had the first rock as a pet."

You don't remember those jokes?

Ginko time.
 
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Dude, you don't remember when Carson would do his monologues and he was say "George Burns is so old..." and then the crowd would say "HOW OLD IS HE?!?"... and Carson would say "he's so old he had the first rock as a pet."

You don't remember those jokes?

Ginko time.


I remember them now you mentioned! In fact I still have 3 Johnny Carsons Sports Jackets in my closet, you know the ones with the belt strip midway across the back? Pretty old huh? I am on medical weed, better than Ginko , anyway thinking of ya, I am peeling 15 lbs of U12 shrimp for the kids here tonite, got 5 cases of beer going, seems like half of the fing US Navy is at my house, my Grandson brought 4 of his buds home for xmas so full house, Being around these young Squids make me happy, seeing young men doing their duty, they are so Fing young, reminds me of me when I went in 65, No Limits..LOL and F^ck it! Ha! Ha!



Hook'em
 
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Texans = Hillary


Cowboys = Trump
Wamp wamp wamp....

Yeah, so like I totally voted for Hillary because I'm like, a Texans fan. Like, it completely makes sense like, fo real.

Come on, you can do better than that. It's sad enough that MM relates us to the Ags.
 
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All I know is, as a Cowboys fan, we got the clapper. The doctor told me it would stay with us till Jerry went to see football Satan. The clapper is good for at least 10 extra points for the other team.
 
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Actually I think there’s more cowfans in Houston than Texans. I feel like MM but switch it around. We have so many cowboy fans that we have to hear about those rings from 20+ years ago. I don’t necessarily hate the team just the fans. They actually go to Texan games with their jerseys on when we don’t even play them. This city is full of them I can tolerate some just not all. Glad we beat them this year. Only thing I can agree with MM about the Texans is their SB chances. I hate our coach.
 
Actually I think there’s more cowfans in Houston than Texans. I feel like MM but switch it around. We have so many cowboy fans that we have to hear about those rings from 20+ years ago. I don’t necessarily hate the team just the fans. They actually go to Texan games with their jerseys on when we don’t even play them. This city is full of them I can tolerate some just not all. Glad we beat them this year. Only thing I can agree with MM about the Texans is their SB chances. I hate our coach.

I feel they same way about Texans fans that you do about Cowboys fans for the same reasons. Texans fans talk non-stop trash, but their team hasn't done a damn thing. Texans fans like to bag on the Cowboys for winning their last Super Bowl 20+ years ago, but what's their excuse for not even coming close to even getting to a SB? They've got a long, long ways to go to catch up to the Cowboys. There is NO comparison between the two franchises. Its like San Diego Padres fan talking trash to New York Yankees fan, lol.
 
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