Football, cold weather, balls-----

[clob94]

Since I'm single--- I get to watch football by myself--- which is awesome!
When it's cold outside-- I usually wear some of my old college sweatpants or those Polo sweatpants while on my couch.
Do you every catch yourself fiddling with your balls during the game? Am I the only dude that's ever done that?

You're sitting there, it almost halftime, you're think about jumping up and grabbing a beer or throwing a leak real quick--- and then you realize you have your hand on your balls?

Wtf is this about?

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

Since I'm single--- I get to watch football by myself--- which is awesome!
When it's cold outside-- I usually wear some of my old college sweatpants or those Polo sweatpants while on my couch.
Do you every catch yourself fiddling with your balls during the game? Am I the only dude that's ever done that?

You're sitting there, it almost halftime, you're think about jumping up and grabbing a beer or throwing a leak real quick--- and then you realize you have your hand on your balls?

Wtf is this about?

Your just shifting your balls and stuff after being in one place too long, every time I get up I have to shift mine back to the left, Shit! I don't know if ya balls hang in a wrong direction or what, I guess it the same as driving a long time and then ya stop to get a drink and get outa the car, same thing, gotta move them over...LOL, Godamn, you need a wife clob!


Playing with ya junk will make ya go blind...

Hook'em

 

[LonghornMM]

Sometimes you have to peel them off of your inner thigh. Nothing feels better than a good scratch, lol.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Good God our game can't get here fast enough

 

[2300 Nueces]

And after the game? Hibernation calls.

 

[DHHorn]

Your just shifting your balls and stuff after being in one place too long, every time I get up I have to shift mine back to the left, Shit! I don't know if ya balls hang in a wrong direction or what, I guess it the same as driving a long time and then ya stop to get a drink and get outa the car, same thing, gotta move them over...LOL, Godamn, you need a wife clob!


Playing with ya junk will make ya go blind...

Hook'em

$hit, is this why I had to get thicker glasses recently?

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

When we go to Church and I sorta shift my balls a little cause of the wooden pews, the only one in a 100 people whom sees it is my wife and slaps my legs, I ride in the carts at HEB and sometimes the seat moves and I have to stop and stand up and readjust a little and my wife's the only one in the whole damn store that bitches about it, I told her that most men do it too and move, the women just look at you, calling the cops wouldn't work cause they probably moved their balls over in front of HEB when they got outa the squad car

But the worst thing going to the store is when you turn down a isle and no ones there and you gonna get something and get hit by a Rollin Fart...somebody was there and left, women will fart quietly and it will be deadly, my wife did one driving to the Dr appt and I almost kicked the drivers side window open, but, I didn't hear it coming, silent and deadly so when a women tells you that women don't fart, she is a lying

So clob, its mans burden to do such things, no one knows why, perhaps Adam cut one on Eve in the beginning when he ate that Apple



Hook'em

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

When we go to Church and I sorta shift my balls a little cause of the wooden pews, the only one in a 100 people whom sees it is my wife and slaps my legs, I ride in the carts at HEB and sometimes the seat moves and I have to stop and stand up and readjust a little and my wife's the only one in the whole damn store that bitches about it, I told her that most men do it too and move, the women just look at you, calling the cops wouldn't work cause they probably moved their balls over in front of HEB when they got outa the squad car

But the worst thing going to the store is when you turn down a isle and no ones there and you gonna get something and get hit by a Rollin Fart...somebody was there and left, women will fart quietly and it will be deadly, my wife did one driving to the Dr appt and I almost kicked the drivers side window open, but, I didn't hear it coming, silent and deadly so when a women tells you that women don't fart, she is a lying

So clob, its mans burden to do such things, no one knows why, perhaps Adam cut one on Eve in the beginning when he ate that Apple



Hook'em

You are a crazy old fart.

 

[Longyac]

 

[Belldozer1]

When we go to Church and I sorta shift my balls a little cause of the wooden pews, the only one in a 100 people whom sees it is my wife and slaps my legs, I ride in the carts at HEB and sometimes the seat moves and I have to stop and stand up and readjust a little and my wife's the only one in the whole damn store that bitches about it, I told her that most men do it too and move, the women just look at you, calling the cops wouldn't work cause they probably moved their balls over in front of HEB when they got outa the squad car

But the worst thing going to the store is when you turn down a isle and no ones there and you gonna get something and get hit by a Rollin Fart...somebody was there and left, women will fart quietly and it will be deadly, my wife did one driving to the Dr appt and I almost kicked the drivers side window open, but, I didn't hear it coming, silent and deadly so when a women tells you that women don't fart, she is a lying

So clob, its mans burden to do such things, no one knows why, perhaps Adam cut one on Eve in the beginning when he ate that Apple



Hook'em

You should be wearing a jockstrap or an eye patch perhaps?

 

[oldhorn2]

Since I'm single--- I get to watch football by myself--- which is awesome!
When it's cold outside-- I usually wear some of my old college sweatpants or those Polo sweatpants while on my couch.
Do you every catch yourself fiddling with your balls during the game? Am I the only dude that's ever done that?

You're sitting there, it almost halftime, you're think about jumping up and grabbing a beer or throwing a leak real quick--- and then you realize you have your hand on your balls?

Wtf is this about?

Hey Clob....It is your junk.....you can wash it as fast as you want....

 

[clob94]

Hey Clob....It is your junk.....you can wash it as fast as you want....

I'm not washing it. I'm just chilling on the couch and some way or another I'll notice my hand on my sack---- it must be the Al Bundy in me.

 

[RoboCocks21]

My god clob is getting old

 

[LonghornMM]

Damn, we're a bunch of crusty old farts. At least we're not boring.

 

[HornDrummer]

Wth is happening in here....

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

I'm not washing it. I'm just chilling on the couch and some way or another I'll notice my hand on my sack---- it must be the Al Bundy in me.

Start calling you.."Won Hung Lo"



Hook'em