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Gentlemen- I leave for Angola Thursday

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Loooooong story. But I leave for Angola thurs. I'm doing negotiations regarding oil, as well as private defense contracting.

Going to be an interesting trip. For those of you that wish to follow or may have contacts in one or both industries- make you a twitter account and follow clob9444.

I truly wish to help this country, and there is money to be made for the right individuals.
 
Good luck, don't come back with the AIDS.

And if you need help, I've been dying to get into the Nuclear Arms business.

Sell a couple nukes
buy island
Retire on beach with naked women serving me fruiti drinks
Profit
Oh, and all my kids get to go to college.
 
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Son of Wasatch said:
Good luck, don't come back with the AIDS.

And if you need help, I've been dying to get into the Nuclear Arms business.

Sell a couple nukes
buy island
Retire on beach with naked women serving me fruiti drinks
Profit
Oh, and all my kids get to go to college.
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Wasatch made me laugh again....
 
I am traveling to Oxford on Thursday. I bet some people in town may think Angola might be nice this time of year.
 
clob94 said:
Loooooong story. But I leave for Angola thurs. I'm doing negotiations regarding oil, as well as private defense contracting.

Going to be an interesting trip. For those of you that wish to follow or may have contacts in one or both industries- make you a twitter account and follow clob9444.

I truly wish to help this country, and there is money to be made for the right individuals.
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Be careful Clob
 
Angola? Pffffft. I'm taking a trip to Shiner and getting the freshest Shiner Bock I can get my mitts on.

God speed Clob, come back safe.
 
The guy you make a deal with today may not be in power the next week or you will find out that he suddenly retired, sell ya AK's and Rpg's and Manziel Aggies tshirts and leave, I think that the guy runnin Angola is Ali Fay Obama and has a bad business record...


Hook'em
 
clob94 said:
Loooooong story. But I leave for Angola thurs. I'm doing negotiations regarding oil, as well as private defense contracting.

Going to be an interesting trip. For those of you that wish to follow or may have contacts in one or both industries- make you a twitter account and follow clob9444.

I truly wish to help this country, and there is money to be made for the right individuals.
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So you're entered up in the prison rodeo, got it. Good luck:)
 
And BTW, I have an 8 hour lay over, yes-- 8 hours--- in Amsterdam, going.

Then I have a 7 hour 50 minute lay over in Paris, coming back.

What in the hell am I going to do for 8 hours in Amsterdam?? Hmmmm.......

Any ideas metcalf? Hahahahahahaha..
 
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And BTW, I have an 8 hour lay over, yes-- 8 hours--- in Amsterdam, going.

Then I have a 7 hour 50 minute lay over in Paris, coming back.

What in the hell am I going to do for 8 hours in Amsterdam?? Hmmmm.......

Any ideas metcalf? Hahahahahahaha..
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Bring us back some Porn.
 
Boarding the plane boys.

Wasatch, Ima get on your porn request when I land in Amsterdam.
 
Robo, bro--- if I find one of those, do ya really think I'm going to share? Seriously?

Me- "errr umm, I know this dude named robococks and he's looking for a hot Dutch wife that doesn't speak english...."
Hot Dutch chick- "Das flueghen au rhinaan mien kompff"
Me- "I love you..."
 
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Robo, bro--- if I find one of those, do ya really think I'm going to share? Seriously?

Me- "errr umm, I know this dude named robococks and he's looking for a hot Dutch wife that doesn't speak english...."
Hot Dutch chick- "Das flueghen au rhinaan mien kompff"
Me- "I love you..."
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Damn great scenario maybe she has a sister ?
 
Robococks, posted you a porn picture on my tweeter.

Just for you big boy.
 
clob94 said:
Loooooong story. But I leave for Angola thurs. I'm doing negotiations regarding oil, as well as private defense contracting.

Going to be an interesting trip. For those of you that wish to follow or may have contacts in one or both industries- make you a twitter account and follow clob9444.

I truly wish to help this country, and there is money to be made for the right individuals.
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No one cares about your personal life. You use a message board to brag to others you'll never meet. So sad.
 
Switzerownsroyal said:
No one cares about your personal life. You use a message board to brag to others you'll never meet. So sad.
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Is this fvck bag for real? Did his sister dump him and now he's mad at the world?

Hey inbred, this is a "forum" full of people that share a camaraderie. I know that's a 5 syllable word and you struggle with anything over 2, so before you get axed like your mom's vagina, perhaps you should seek attention elsewhere. I'm truly sorry you never knew your father and mommy never breast fed you, but just because you had a sneaky uncle that you enjoyed playing "doctor" with, doesn't mean that the rest of us will tolerate your self loathing drivel.
Try closing your mouth and breathing through your nose- it will make those Meth fumes all the more effective.
 
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To all you guys that supported and followed me while I was gone, I really appreciate it. I'm sitting in the Paris airport right now (heaven compared to where I've just been) about to board my flight to NYC and then on home to Texas. I get to fly the airbus A380 to NY- it's a friggin monster. 2nd time for me. But I really appreciate you dudes words of encouragement and support while I was over here- seriously. I saw things that I could never believe possible. People treating other humans in ways that you only see in movies or read about it books. Hug your families and thank your lucky stars you were born here instead of over there. Sorry I wasn't able to produce any eye candy this trip---- not really why I was here nor is there really ANY here- but fear not, there's always another trip around the corner to eyecandyville.
 
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clob94 said:
To all you guys that supported and followed me while I was gone, I really appreciate it. I'm sitting in the Paris airport right now (heaven compared to where I've just been) about to board my flight to NYC and then on home to Texas. I get to fly the airbus A380 to NY- it's a friggin monster. 2nd time for me. But I really appreciate you dudes words of encouragement and support while I was over here- seriously. I saw things that I could never believe possible. People treating other humans in ways that you only see in movies or read about it books. Hug your families and thank your lucky stars you were born here instead of over there. Sorry I wasn't able to produce any eye candy this trip---- not really why I was here nor is there really ANY here- but fear not, there's always another trip around the corner to eyecandyville.
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As I'm reading this from clob, I'm picturing History of the World Part I the French Revolution.
 
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