Ok so a friend is loosing his hair and his main hoe asked the Wolf Pack for input on the best place to get him a top notch toupee for his b-day. Price doesn’t matter—she’s a warm 3.5 who’s loaded and makes up for it that way.
Ya, I know Google is my friend butt time running short because his b-day month starts this weekend.
To the extent style matters, dude a natural strawberry blonde whose hair looked like Ace Ventura back in his college prime, then more like 1986 era Jimmy Johnson when he graduated and went to work.
I personally would not wear a toupee and wood feel like a massive douche. Given the number of bad rugs that I have seen at UT sporting events, I am certain there are plenty of OB members who quite enjoy toupee life. At a couple of alumni events I seriously think toupee wearers outnumbered those of us going au naturale.
Anywho, help a brotha out and give me the details. Really want to score with this chick’s friend and this is part of my strategery.
Ya, I know Google is my friend butt time running short because his b-day month starts this weekend.
To the extent style matters, dude a natural strawberry blonde whose hair looked like Ace Ventura back in his college prime, then more like 1986 era Jimmy Johnson when he graduated and went to work.
I personally would not wear a toupee and wood feel like a massive douche. Given the number of bad rugs that I have seen at UT sporting events, I am certain there are plenty of OB members who quite enjoy toupee life. At a couple of alumni events I seriously think toupee wearers outnumbered those of us going au naturale.
Anywho, help a brotha out and give me the details. Really want to score with this chick’s friend and this is part of my strategery.
