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had a funny water cooler conversation today with a colleague

curveball1

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He wanted to show me a video of his family, mostly his kids. Apparently his father in law brought over a live chicken to show his grand kids. Either my colleague's first language wasn't English or there was a mix up in the interim.

Me: why is he bringing a live chicken over for the grand kids?
Response: i don't know he said it was for Easter.
Me: what do you mean?
Response: I don't know, I was curious too.
...several minutes pass by...
Me: you seriously think it was for Easter?
Response: why would it be for Easter? Bunnies are for Easter.
Me: you know bunnies don't lay eggs right?
Response: I don't know, I thought the roosters laid the eggs.
Me: you know that's why we call roosters cocks, right?

I don't know if his first language is/was English, but he's married to a "gringo" so I'm putting it on him. We both laughed our asses off for a bit. Highlight of my day.
 
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