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Help for guys who compulsively do the “jerk off” sign

Oddguwop

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Ok so this guy at my job is really pissing me off. His reaction to anything good or bad is to make a weird face and simulate masturbation. It’s so weird and douchey.

Like everyone one else, I enjoy a well-timed jerk off sign. Like when an aggy tells me how great Elko is and whatknot. Butt this stopped being funny the first 500 times he did it.

I remember from Sons of Anarchy that there was a character who had a compulsive masturbation issue and they cut his thumbs off. Wouldn’t work here because this buttmunch would still do it with no hands and just nubs. It’s really that bad bro.

Anywho, what have you guys done when encountering such a weird douchecanoe?
 
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