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Hemorrhoids a sign of gayness?

Oddguwop

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Ok bro so I met this guy last night and he was kind of a douche. A real study in contrast. Had a man bun, talked about deals on Temu, and claimed his Toehold flip flops cost $5K. He did pull some chicks from Tik Tok and scored with one who was a solid 6.5 with PIIHB, so not all bad.

Dude had some homophobia issues or something. Really against UFC because fighting on ground is allegedly too gay, and he hates the color pink even on chicks. Butt the strangest was his refusal to let it go when a homie said he had just gotten over a case of hemorrhoids with the help of Preparation H.

Anywho, bro says that hemorrhoids are a “gay plague” that mainly impact guys who are on the receiving end of butt sex. I was like, “come on bro lots of guys get them—more likely to mean your a fat than your a gay.” He claims to have studies to back him up butt I think he is FOS. Is he right?

I’m not a fat, gay, nor hemorrhoid sufferer so I have no first hand knowledge.
 
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