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I am never ordering a steak at a steakhouse again. Here’s why…

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Nihilist
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This is my rare ribeye.

I’m not even going to out the restaurant, because this is probably the third time in a row this has happened to me, at three different steak houses. All reputable and expensive. I’m not a poor going to ****in sizzler (but I might as well be).

I typically order a ribeye, “rare”, and I will tell the server that I want to hear it moo, to emphasize the rareness I am aiming to achieve. What I seem to get is this medium well piece of monkeypox aids covid meat.

I was nice about it and didn’t send it back, but I did show the server and she tried to tell me it was rare+ or some such shit, but we both knew what this was. She comped my dessert at least.

Why is God mad at me?

Don’t answer that.
 
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