His latest Lincoln commercial is my least favorite - by far. The women fawning over him from afar while he makes a trick shot in pool is just too much. And they've been airing it a bunch.
While Googling to find a link to the commercial for this thread, I ran across this really good breakdown of the commercial on Uproxx.
https://uproxx.com/tv/matthew-mcconaughey-lincoln-commercial-pool-table/2/
While Googling to find a link to the commercial for this thread, I ran across this really good breakdown of the commercial on Uproxx.
https://uproxx.com/tv/matthew-mcconaughey-lincoln-commercial-pool-table/2/
Please — PLEASE — do imagine one of the people at this party explaining what happened the next morning at work.
“Hey, how was the party at Matthew McConaughey’s house?”
“Pretty cool. It got weird at the end, though.”
“How so?”
“Well, we were all saying goodbye, normally, when his eyes went distant and he kind of glided into his game room, where the pool table was, completely silent, and then he hit this incredible spinning shot that sent the cue ball curving around the table-“
“A masse.”
“A what?”
“The shot is called a masse.”
“Whatever. Anyway, he does that, makes the shot, then just marches out to his car, chuckles a little, and drives off.”
“Where was he going?”
“That’s the thing. No one knows!”
“You wanna hear something even weirder?”
“Sure.”
“The last time I was at a party at his house, I had to double back after leaving because I forgot my phone, and he was suddenly soaking wet, in his suit.”
“What? Why?”
“He just jumped in the pool!”
“Holy crap!”
“I know!”
“Hey, how was the party at Matthew McConaughey’s house?”
“Pretty cool. It got weird at the end, though.”
“How so?”
“Well, we were all saying goodbye, normally, when his eyes went distant and he kind of glided into his game room, where the pool table was, completely silent, and then he hit this incredible spinning shot that sent the cue ball curving around the table-“
“A masse.”
“A what?”
“The shot is called a masse.”
“Whatever. Anyway, he does that, makes the shot, then just marches out to his car, chuckles a little, and drives off.”
“Where was he going?”
“That’s the thing. No one knows!”
“You wanna hear something even weirder?”
“Sure.”
“The last time I was at a party at his house, I had to double back after leaving because I forgot my phone, and he was suddenly soaking wet, in his suit.”
“What? Why?”
“He just jumped in the pool!”
“Holy crap!”
“I know!”
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