Long story short, I was the one throwing shit on the field. Here is the problem. I was supposed to be with my girlfriend last night. If my wife finds out I was at the game, I'm screwed. I'm not allowed to go to the games anymore because of some stuff that happened in Ann Arbor. 3 chicks and a limo type stuff. I'm worried the school is going to look into the people throwing stuff and I'm going to stick out. Plus the whole being 40 in the student section. I know it works for Alan Bowman and Rising though. The 6 Zima bottles were mine, snuck them in through my pants and said I had a very large cock with some deformities. I'm leaning towards telling my wife I was kidnapped and taken hostage by some woke kids who thought I was JD Vance.
