I missed my college graduation because of gastroenteritis.
I went out the night before with a couple buddies and I think I drank two beers. Got some Burger King on the way home and then when I woke up the next morning, I felt like crap. I thought to myself “man I must be getting old if two beers is hitting me this hard”
It turned out there was probably poo in my whopper.
I kept feeling worse and worse, and before I knew it, I was spewing liquid out of my mouth and also out of my anus. This went on for a few days, and I just did my best to stay hydrated. I would have a little window after throwing up that I could run to HEB or something and get stuff, so I just hammered gatorades and would occasionally try to eat something, and this was always unsuccessful.
I have never felt so terrible in my life. At its peak, it actually occurred to me that if I would just die from this, it wouldn’t be that bad.
I went out the night before with a couple buddies and I think I drank two beers. Got some Burger King on the way home and then when I woke up the next morning, I felt like crap. I thought to myself “man I must be getting old if two beers is hitting me this hard”
It turned out there was probably poo in my whopper.
I kept feeling worse and worse, and before I knew it, I was spewing liquid out of my mouth and also out of my anus. This went on for a few days, and I just did my best to stay hydrated. I would have a little window after throwing up that I could run to HEB or something and get stuff, so I just hammered gatorades and would occasionally try to eat something, and this was always unsuccessful.
I have never felt so terrible in my life. At its peak, it actually occurred to me that if I would just die from this, it wouldn’t be that bad.
