Is Sark a better coach due to Ozempic?

Oddguwop

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Ok so being real here bro we all know that Sark was looking pretty fat his first year here. Over the last 1.5 years we’ve seen a real turnaround on the field and program generally, and Sark also looks like less of a chubber.

My bro says that Sark is big time into Ozempic and loves the stuff. The shot is allegedly the highlight of his week. He’s going to stay on it until we suck which hopefully is never assuming he doesn’t shrivel up and blow away. I’m fine with that if we win and assume you Hosses feel the same.

Anywho very glad our coach is good at his job and not a fat douche. I am concerned that aggy will figure it out and get that lard ass Elko on it and stall our Mo however.
 

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