Soooooo The Human Deushecanoe was spotted in Miami, at the club, wearing a Duckie Dale hat, (Google that sh!t if you don't know) sunglasses at night, in a club, that was dark, Corey Hart style-- and chugging on what appears to be a metal coated bottle-- JUST a few hours after learning that his criminal case where he's accused of rupturing his girlfriend's ear drum, was sent to the Grand jury. He's got a check list-
Do drugs-- check
Get booted from the NFL-- check
Beat your woman-- check
Get indicted-- check
Go get hammered at the club in south beach-- check
Then we have Joey Freshwater (aka Lane Kiffin).
He and his wife have "mutually" decided that it's best if they part ways and focus on their children. Mrs.(Miss, Ms.) Kiffin, I'm pretty sure Joey decided this right around the time he started hitting up coeds and banging Saban's daughter. (Allegedly)
If I were her, I'd have held out another year until Lane got that head coaching gig and THEN cleaned his clock.
Thank God for train wrecks like these-- spring football already seems closer.
Do drugs-- check
Get booted from the NFL-- check
Beat your woman-- check
Get indicted-- check
Go get hammered at the club in south beach-- check
Then we have Joey Freshwater (aka Lane Kiffin).
He and his wife have "mutually" decided that it's best if they part ways and focus on their children. Mrs.(Miss, Ms.) Kiffin, I'm pretty sure Joey decided this right around the time he started hitting up coeds and banging Saban's daughter. (Allegedly)
If I were her, I'd have held out another year until Lane got that head coaching gig and THEN cleaned his clock.
Thank God for train wrecks like these-- spring football already seems closer.
