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Kellen Winslow Jr appears to have a problem

Old “Soldier” boy. Idiot.

The 77 year old at the gym is the one that really confuses me. He has some real Mommy / Grandma issues.
 
Old “Soldier” boy. Idiot.

The 77 year old at the gym is the one that really confuses me. He has some real Mommy / Grandma issues.
Think so do ya?

Ya I would consider whipping out your Wang on multiple occasions so you could flog the bishop while some unwilling old lady is strapped into a squat thrust machine--- has a bit of a problem.
 
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There was another story about him being semi naked in a Target parking lot with lots of Vaseline. Don't have to be Hugh Hefner to figure that one out. Did you ever hear the story of Edwin Simmons?
No I have not.
 
There was another story about him being semi naked in a Target parking lot with lots of Vaseline. Don't have to be Hugh Hefner to figure that one out. Did you ever hear the story of Edwin Simmons?
What wait yes, after thinking about it I do. He was banging a boosters wife over in Terry town when the husband came home and he beat feet out the back and the cops found him naked in someone's back yard.

Now my man, while that seems a funny story, you have no idea how bat sh!t crazy some of the things I saw or did were.
 
What wait yes, after thinking about it I do. He was banging a boosters wife over in Terry town when the husband came home and he beat feet out the back and the cops found him naked in someone's back yard.

Now my man, while that seems a funny story, you have no idea how bat sh!t crazy some of the things I saw or did were.

Well the story we heard in SA was that he was so high just from smoking marijuana was that he lost all control of his senses and was found naked in someone's backyard. That kinda makes sense because Edwin Simmons was pretty ugly. To ugly for some rich woman to want him.

It's been a long time since I did it but I seriously smoked a lot of marijuana and I never ended up naked in public. I was so disgusted. It was Fred Akers last year and it was clear proof that he lost all control of his team. I heard that he's a truck driver in some small town and never attends any alumni functions.
 
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Well the story we heard in SA was that he was so high just from smoking marijuana was that he lost all control of his senses and was found naked in someone's backyard. That kinda makes sense because Edwin Simmons was pretty ugly. To ugly for some rich woman to want him.

It's been a long time since I did it but I seriously smoked a lot of marijuana and I never ended up naked in public. I was so disgusted. It was Fred Akers last year and it was clear proof that he lost all control of his team. I heard that he's a truck driver in some small town and never attends any alumni functions.
Cali, I'm going to make some phone calls and the get straight dope on this---- because now I'm laughing so damn hard that I can't let this go.
 
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Cali, I'm going to make some phone calls and the get straight dope on this---- because now I'm laughing so damn hard that I can't let this go.

Edwin came into the County Line on the Lake one night, where I bar-tended while at UT, not long after that naked backyard incident. He was one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. The word 'troglodyte' comes to mind. The idea of him naked in some lady's backyard . . . terrifying.
 
Edwin came into the County Line on the Lake one night, where I bar-tended while at UT, not long after that naked backyard incident. He was one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. The word 'troglodyte' comes to mind. The idea of him naked in some lady's backyard . . . terrifying.
I don't think sugar pants was worried about what he looked like--- only what he was working with.

That's the real reason god invented pillow cases.
 
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